Oneliners |
 | » AlienZeD said "I'll never forget you." |
 | » Ks_beat said "Quelle chance d’être un mouton...
Je ne me sens jamais seul,
toujours entouré d’une multitude de moutons...
Ma conscience est tranquille parce que
je ne me pose pas de questions...
Toute ma confiance est en mon bon berger
qui assure ma séc" |
 | » DJ_DTM said "if you don't have anything nice to say just post it on the internet." |
| » AlienZeD said "Somebody stop me!" |
 | » djCasTproS said "jveux plus d'info sur Kanibalz Free Party svp merci" |
 | » caro said "no growth without resistance. no action without reaction. no desire without restraint." |
 | » Mico said "The fundamental question for humanity is, Do you want to be that boring guy at the shoe store who just takes whatever shoe the lady gives him? Or do you want to be that bad ass dude who just laid a log on top of a fax machine for no reason at all? I think" |
 | » DiddyKong said "Met 100% de ton énergie dans se que tu aimes vraiment au lieu de le gaspiller dans se qui te fais chier!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Beware! Global Dimming is the latest apocalypse." |
 | » Rakoon said "Fartcore!" |
| » caro said "Girls should be two things-
classy & fabulous
-CoCo Chanel" |
| » AlienZeD said "Look Momy! A whore!" |
 | » Wizdumb said "The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying" |
| » AlienZeD said "There's something about the way she looked at me... some kind of primal hunger." |
| » Mico said "They say that at 24, you know eveything... I guess that means i've got a lot to learn." |
 | » nads said "to weird to live, to rare to die" |
 | » Evolsine said "I'm not a fan of this house cuz i'm not spinnin on the ceiling." |
| » Rakoon said "What do got under your chin? Oooh an other chin! HAHAHAHAHA But you loose some weight... oh! I found it!" |
| » caro said "I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. You always have fun.
And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends." |
| » DJ_DTM said "One day I want a wife, a few kids and a nice Dirty Electro House with white pills and a barbwire fence" |
 | » M-A-X said "Its just a flare.....its just a flare" |
| » djCasTproS said "invitez moi 514-756-9971" |
| » AlienZeD said "I am not being negative." |
 | » RAD said "Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is for you" |
| » Mico said "No truth, what!? Speak ENGLISH!" |
 | » Orraggan said "La verdad no mentira y el fuego no tiene una sombra. (camille Paquette's worlds)" |
| » Mico said "I am not lying to you." |
| » Rakoon said "Le suivant est toujours la suite" |
| » AlienZeD said "Happy Tomorrow!" |
 | » MolocH said "Why settle for a lseer evil?" |
 | » timmytork said ""J'ai l'cigar au levre..."" |
| » Mico said "My Birthday is tomorrow!" |
| » Rakoon said "BRing tha noize" |
| » AlienZeD said "As human beings, we are forced into the race to accomplish what we've been told should be our goals." |
| » djCasTproS said "jai hate de finaliser mes cours d'informatique" |
| » caro said "all man trully fears is fear itself" |
| » M-A-X said "Heaven must be underground" |
| » Mico said "Always take candy from strangers." |
| » AlienZeD said "Love the life you live" |
| » DJ_DTM said "There are no pills in heaven" |
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