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 | » M-A-X said "Im a "SOLD AT"" |
 | » DrGonzo said "v.v lies, mico." |
 | » Mico said "I'm happy knowing that there are so many insomniacs of ravewave." |
 | » Mali said "I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY of the shadow of death," |
 | » Coriander said "And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES." |
| » Mico said "A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Girls are like buses... loud and they never come on time. (kiding of course)" |
 | » narfette said "the intarwebz is a wonderful place where men and women can finally be equal: behind the screen, we all grow another set of balls." |
 | » caro said "even when you're down and out, i'll always be by your side." |
 | » Party_Girl said "MEN ARE LIKE BUSES IF YOU MISS THE FIRST CATCH THE NEXT" |
 | » djCasTproS said "mal heureusement beaucoup de gens parlent pour rien dire ! heureusement je ne dit rien !" |
 | » FreshJive420 said "Time may change me, But i Can't Chase time" |
 | » Vee-Vee said "Bacon and Eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig." |
| » Mico said "I don't believe you!" |
 | » Wizdumb said "Like people, don't trust people" |
 | » neoform said "Walk
with me through the universe, and
along the way, see how all of us are
connected. Feast the eyes of your soul
on the love that abounds in all places
and all times, seemingly endless, as
your own existance is." |
| » FreshJive420 said "the night is only wasted if i'm not" |
| » AlienZeD said "It's ok. Everyone's parents die." |
| » Mali said "fuck fuck , fuck a truck. fuck fuck, fuck a duck. quack quack pepper jack!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "disillusion is the word, that's used by me when i'm not heard i just go through life with my glasses blurred, its like that, and thats the way it is" |
| » AlienZeD said "Death doesn't pay." |
 | » nads said "you can't out run death but you can make the bastard work for it!" |
| » Mico said "Gold." |
| » FreshJive420 said "I wish my lawn was emo, cuz then it would cut itself..." |
| » Mico said "One thing I know is that life is short, so listen up homeboy, give this a thought, the next time someone's teaching why don't you get taught ?It's like that (what?) and that's the way it is" |
| » Party_Girl said "if you want to be somebody and you want to go somewhere you better wake up and pay attention" |
 | » Trey said "When there is no more place in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth." |
 | » DJ_Nvader said "...I Like Me (RedvsBlue.com)" |
| » AlienZeD said "Bon cop, Bad cop (awesome movie)" |
| » Mico said "Pretend to be nice, so I can be mean." |
| » Party_Girl said "I RATHER BE HATED FOR WHO I AM THEN LIKED FOR WHO I AM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" |
| » AlienZeD said "Time and space are so overrated" |
 | » RAD said "Being pensive is the sensitive and wistful response of a poet to the gentler phases of beauty." |
 | » Rakoon said "on ira où tu voudra quand tu voudra, et on s'aimera encore quand l'amour sera mort..." |
| » Trey said ""We are here to choose between the quick and the dead." -Bernard Baruch on atomic energy, 1946" |
| » Mico said "I love doing your mom." |
| » neoform said "Love love is a verb, love is a doing word" |
| » FreshJive420 said "its just like the church says....if it feels good, STOP." |
| » Wizdumb said "like people, don't trust people" |
| » AlienZeD said "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King Jr." |
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