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 | » PaT_ said "You say you're looking for someone,
Who'll pick you up each time you fall,
To gather flowers constantly
An' to come each time you call,
A lover for your life an' nothing more,
But it ain't me, babe," |
 | » AlienZeD said "Love is like surgery, if you can't keep your cool, you fuck everything up." |
| » PaT_ said "You say you're lookin' for someone, Who will promise never to part,
Someone to close his eyes for you, Someone to close his heart,
Someone who will die for you an' more,
But it ain't me, babe," |
 | » caro said "non merci" |
 | » Party_Girl said "LIFE IS LIKE A DICK WHEN IT GETS HARD FUCK IT!!!!" |
 | » missysin said "Yesterday is today.Where is the time machine when you need it?" |
| » Luna-1 said "Get More Fucked And Get Rockin -MC SHARKEY-" |
 | » Amp_Up said "When it's dark enough, you can see the stars." |
 | » a_u_r_a said "you see that building man?! Its there, but its not there man!" |
| » FreshJive420 said "parking my car near atwater when i hear...bang bang bang...at dawson?!?
crazy fuckin kids with their crazy fuckin automatic weapons..." |
| » AlienZeD said "It is not important who is right, but what is right." |
 | » djCasTproS said "si je suis ici c est pour m'en sortir (Marc-Antoine 13 sept 2006)" |
 | » Rakoon said "Mange ton pied, garde l'autre pour danser" |
| » Haha said "Quand tu regardes le vidéo d'un incendie à l'envers, les pompiers ont pas le beau rôle." |
| » missysin said "Yesterday is the past.Today is now.Tomorrow is the future.What will you do with today and tommorow,because you can't change yesterday?" |
 | » A.S.H said "everybodys crazy in the eyes of everybody else" |
| » caro said "it wasnt that i was crazy, it's that i knew to much" |
| » AlienZeD said "Expectations create dependance." |
| » Luna-1 said "Love isnt just a 4 letter word ....." |
| » AlienZeD said "Nothing beats it!" |
 | » Samwise said "Vaut mieux chier un pet que de peter une crotte..." |
 | » Wizdumb said "god only shines on the inanimate" |
| » AlienZeD said "2" |
| » Luna-1 said "01010 01010 001110101010 0010101010 0010101010 0001010111010101 00101010100 100101010101111101010 100 10 01 01 01 00010101010 001000 0101011 00111 0 010 0010 0100101001 001 010 01010 010 0100 0101010010101001 010101" |
| » AlienZeD said "Love is my second favorite thing, my first favorite thing is you!" |
| » Haha said "The truth might be out there but the lies are inside your head." |
| » Samwise said "If I dont play God... then who will?" |
| » Rakoon said "Ok! là, j'ai perdu un bras, je veux qu'on le retrouve" |
| » Amp_Up said "Parlez-en en bien, parlez-en en mal, mais parlez-en! ;)" |
 | » KIcK_ki said "Effectivment... mais... qu'elle soit bonne ou mauvaise .... l'important c'est qu'on en parle... Tu trouves pas????" |
| » Rakoon said "Whoohoo! I found a penny!" |
| » Amp_Up said "une publicité mal placée est une mauvaise publicité..." |
| » djCasTproS said "nice jai mon stage !!! party si ya une personne qui veux sortir envoyer moi un message" |
| » AlienZeD said "Retardded" |
 | » Mico said "That made no sense." |
| » AlienZeD said "There's no such thing as rape. Girls prefer it that way and guys... are guys." |
| » Luna-1 said "rape is just suprised sex" |
 | » Tribal_Morphean said "gimme a rope so i can hang myself" |
| » Party_Girl said "tu veut un prince albert je vais te faire avec un crayon....lol...lol" |
| » AlienZeD said "God gave us hope to live, forever. Life gives us a reason to live at all." |
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