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 | » Luna-1 said "Pas juste parce que tu porte des ovules tu mangeras pas de claques" |
 | » Party_Girl said "love is not a plaything,love is not a toy if you wanted broken just give it to a boy,first he says he loves you then he says its true,then he finds another one and says the hell with you" |
 | » AlienZeD said "The past gives us the means, the present gives us the motive and the future gives us the will." |
| » beercrack said ""What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."" |
| » AlienZeD said "Life is beautiful" |
 | » missysin said "Why bother making it home...let's just do it here?" |
| » AlienZeD said "Let's get you wet and all the way home without clothes... I mean!!! uhhh..." |
 | » DJ_DTM said "OOOooh look at that, you spilled some water on your shirt, Lets get you home and out of those wet clothes." |
 | » Amp_Up said "So here we are, middle of nowhere, exhausted, nothin to eat, nothin to do, looking at the sky..." |
| » AlienZeD said "So So So, Solidarité" |
| » missysin said "So according to the news...AMERICANS ARE BEING FED BULLSHIT!!:-0" |
| » PaT_ said "I saw two shooting stars last night,
I wished on them but they were only satellites,
Is it wrong to wish on space hardware" |
| » AlienZeD said "Hey Baby, wanna kill all humans?" |
 | » Samwise said "The only reason that we die is because we accept it as an inevitabilty." |
| » Amp_Up said "Oh... Sucre! (tantantan-tan-tan) Oh... Miel Miel! (tantantan-tan-tan) Tu es ma fille-bonbon ..!!" |
| » missysin said "People think way too much of themselves and not enough of others." |
| » AlienZeD said "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life." |
| » missysin said "People are not always who they seem to be." |
| » AlienZeD said "I can't believe it's not butter... Spray." |
| » beercrack said "And right now I gotta go rap for you/Baby, like players speak/Baby right there is a stone cold freak/Trying to be a player, but she dont hear/Players always cant be players" |
 | » A.S.H said "You cant just eat the cow, You got to milk it too!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Sugar, Sugar. Honey, Honey... you are, my candy, girl." |
| » A.S.H said "First you get the money, Then you get the power, Then you get the bitches!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is cute the heck with the fruit" |
| » AlienZeD said "All these years I thought spam came in a can." |
| » AlienZeD said "Crazier than you think." |
 | » djCasTproS said "quand elle partiras je serais mieux" |
| » Party_Girl said "ashes to ashes dust to dust if it wasnt for a women your thing would rust" |
| » Haha said "If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you." |
| » AlienZeD said "My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was." |
 | » Mico said "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands." |
 | » caro said "im tired of life being so much less vivid than it could be.
lets paint the town red" |
| » missysin said "With so many great Dj's in the world...why do they keep spooning us the same ones?" |
 | » MolocH said "People search for the truth. Not because it is lost, but because they are..." |
| » AlienZeD said "Consistency is overrated" |
 | » tomzx said "Vraiment?" |
 | » M-A-X said "OH MERDE!" |
| » Mico said "What's with all the serious?" |
| » A.S.H said "Dont get fucked by her....Fuck her first!!!!!" |
| » missysin said "You wanna what!!!!??" |
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