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 | » Borat said "Jagshemash !!!" |
 | » ApR1zM said "lying sucks :)" |
 | » GRASP said "if a ninja farts and theres nobody around to hear it,does it still stink?" |
 | » Party_Girl said "on DORT ensemble on COUCH pas ensemble....cest sa la difference" |
| » GRASP said "the tricycle was boken when i got here!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "The only real obstacles are the ones in your mind." |
| » Party_Girl said "THEY SAY THAT THE SKY IS THE LIMIT.....BUT I SAY THERE ARE NO LIMITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Ah! A pristine example of the wild spotted jelly donut." |
 | » Doone said "Fly like an eagle....run like a bagel." |
| » Party_Girl said "SA VA TOUTES RENTRER PARCE QUE SA DOIT TOUTES SORTIR!!!!!" |
 | » caro said "this noise is deafening" |
 | » domdom said "voir des son et attendre des couleur" |
| » AlienZeD said "Can I borrow your hose? I have to protesters to scatter." |
 | » Mico said "I'm going to give you the hose, bitch!" |
| » AlienZeD said "This is the softest basket I've ever felt." |
| » caro said "it's to late to turn back" |
| » Mico said "Caro, I said put the lotion in the fuckin' basket!" |
| » caro said "but im to busy running" |
| » Mico said "Put the lotion in the basket." |
| » AlienZeD said "I'm the best you can do." |
 | » anima said ""Evrething Is Nothing... .. ॐ .. ...Nothing Is Evrething"" |
| » Party_Girl said "never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you" |
| » caro said "when all else becomes obscure the only similitude is a dream" |
| » Party_Girl said "colisse regisse arrete de manger de la reglisse,il faut que tu maigrisse pour voir le boute de ton penis,et pouvoir jouer au tetris" |
 | » joEZ said "I am the creator" |
| » AlienZeD said "Creativity is the randomness I like" |
| » Mico said "What sphinx of cement and aluminum bashed open their skulls and ate up their brains and imagination?" |
 | » FreshJive420 said "you know...there's a pill for that..." |
 | » Spanko said "A grill cheese aint nuthin without the cheese, so CHEESE ME BITCH!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I used to believe in Santa Claus, but then he killed my pa." |
 | » DJ_DTM said "I was clean for three weeks. sorry mom. but the HOUSE just wasn't the same." |
| » Ariastis said "J'ai lu beaucoup ces derniers temps sur les mefaits extremes de la consomation d'alcool, de tabac, de drogues et finalement j'ai pris la grande decision d'arreter de lire..." |
| » FreshJive420 said "so exactly how much fun can i have before i go to hell?" |
| » Mico said "I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying as a way of introducing it into the minds which were ignorant of its charms" |
| » FreshJive420 said "id rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" |
| » AlienZeD said "Hey Baby, wanna kill all humans?" |
| » Mico said "Language is a virus from outerspace!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Voice just may mean the difference." |
| » AlienZeD said "Give me ambiguity, or give me something else." |
 | » Mali said "Leaving the world good bye I say hi" |
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