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 | » beercrack said "someone told me to take a shit or get off the pot. so i took a shit" |
 | » PatMarco09 said "he who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with stinky finger" |
 | » moohk said "The Revolution Is My Boyfriend!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Two shoes are better than none." |
 | » DiddyKong said "( o Y o ) <--------- MIAM!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "No foetus can beat us!" |
 | » Doone said "bientot a l'aube d'une journée sans crépuscule...(:o)" |
| » AlienZeD said "Plekan X" |
 | » Party_Girl said "its my birthday and i party if i want to,party if i want too,you would party too if it happened to you!!!!" |
 | » LEGOPHONIKS said "He who pisses against the wind gets wet.... well... might as well swim a bit" |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "!!!!why drink and drive whan you can smoke and fly!!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Do I jump from this wretched cliff and slam into the sharp rocks at the bottom, ending my life and my embarrassment, or do I go back inside, and try to tell the joke again?" |
| » moohk said "Heterosexuality Is The Opiate Of The Masses" |
| » AlienZeD said "Oh My Ovaries" |
| » beercrack said "punks jump up and get beat down" |
| » DiddyKong said "Vaut mieux etre gelé qu'être cave... ça dure moins longtemps" |
 | » hazel said "fire will attract more attention than any other cry for help" |
 | » m4xom4x said "Where love rules, there is no will to power; and where power predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of the other." |
| » KeyMiNDer said "chaque réaliter a sa définition et le temps les défini" |
| » beercrack said "soup's on" |
| » moohk said "Eat A Queer Fetus For Jesus" |
| » FreshJive420 said "as i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky i wonder......where the fuck did my ceiling go?" |
| » AlienZeD said ""Watch me as I make The World Trade Center disappear!" The beginning and end of Osama Bin Laden's career in magic." |
| » m4xom4x said "History is the same thing over and over again." |
| » moohk said "Though Shall Not Procreate" |
 | » Lady said "dont speak ,i know just what your saying, so please stop explaining , dont tell me 'cus it hurts" |
| » hazel said "is it in yet?" |
| » DiddyKong said "OSTI QUI SONT RARE LES POUTINES" |
| » AlienZeD said "Careful, she's got a banana!" |
| » DiddyKong said "PAPA J'VEUX DU BMC!!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I wish I was fish." |
| » m4xom4x said "More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly." |
| » AlienZeD said "Good to the last drop." |
| » beercrack said "c'est le temps d'une dinde" |
| » AlienZeD said "You say you are a rebel, while following the heard." |
 | » caro said "Reason, after all, is the mere slave of passion." |
| » KeyMiNDer said "We are ONE" |
| » beercrack said "An unceasing Sound is floating down from the heaven, I wonder how ye are engaged in pursuits of no avail." |
| » moohk said "i'll either kill myself or die trying" |
| » AlienZeD said "You're looking for a definition, without knowing the word." |
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