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 | » Gangbang_Girl said "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away" |
 | » sakado said "den la vie ya 3 type de monde... ya dla creme ya du lait pi ya de leau..." |
 | » Party_Girl said "What you don't see with your eyes, don't witness with your mouth." |
| » Party_Girl said "you snooze , you lose" |
 | » NoLimitTillDawn said "CAN SOMEBODY PRESS THE FUCKING PAUSE BUTTON!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "C'est dangereux le succès. On commence à se copier soi-même et se copier soi-même est plus dangereux que de copier les autres... c'est stérile." |
| » NoLimitTillDawn said "5 mots: Si tu veux, tu peux!" |
| » Party_Girl said "to get far in life it's not about what you know it who you know" |
| » NoLimitTillDawn said "It is the quality of life, not its length." |
| » Party_Girl said "bullshit walks , money talks" |
| » NoLimitTillDawn said "Don't push your luck or you'll get fucked" |
| » Party_Girl said "it's not easy being greasy" |
| » NoLimitTillDawn said "How sincere do i have to be?" |
| » Party_Girl said "don't talk about it, be about it" |
| » NoLimitTillDawn said "I wouldn't take you back if i could, but you will always have your place in my heart" |
| » Party_Girl said "hey at tu mis ta face de fete aujourd'Hui?" |
| » NoLimitTillDawn said "Me want... COOKIE!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "what part of party don't you understand" |
 | » AlienZeD said "If you love something, don't abuse it." |
| » Party_Girl said "i love when it's all to much , 5 am turn the radio up" |
| » NoLimitTillDawn said "Garde ta tête sur tes épaules et tes épaules bien solides." |
| » Party_Girl said "Be Yourself" |
 | » djCasTproS said "temps qu'il y as de la dance il y as de la chance..." |
| » Party_Girl said "i just wanna fucking dance fuck" |
| » djCasTproS said "jpeux tarranger ca tchek moi bien aller stie jme plate tltemps stais tut calculer davance tas dla chance dme voir dememe la mdr" |
| » Party_Girl said "I tried so hard And got so far But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall, To lose it all,
But in the end, It doesn't even matter" |
 | » CMYK said "la bass ess grave" |
 | » bonkerz said "Hey ta un ring .... Et bien pénetre ton doigt et nous serons marier !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "sherley bine there done that, :P" |
| » NoLimitTillDawn said "Make your own luck but don't push it." |
| » Party_Girl said "your to school for cool" |
| » NoLimitTillDawn said "445 out of 450 aren't worth it" |
| » CMYK said "Faire du ménage dans tes affaires ou faire des affaires dans ton ménage..." |
| » Party_Girl said "pas parce que tes cochonne veut dire que tes bonne" |
 | » GuessWho said "why am i trying to see when there is nothing in sight, why am i trying to give when no one gives me a try, why am i trying to live if im just living to die !" |
| » Party_Girl said "le lundi j'feel popcorn, mardi pizza, mercredi boisson, jeudi soupe, vendredi diner plate, samedi fresh vegtable et dimanche frozen vegtable..... toutes un micro-ondes ca" |
 | » croniksmoker69 said "stai comme plus loin que moin loin tser genre.. c ca" |
| » Party_Girl said "j'suis pas la banque a piton" |
| » djCasTproS said "rgardez bien lnom de votres entreprise si ya une date a fin c est que dans bien des cas ils ont fait faillite donc ya dgrosse chance qui font faillite encore changer de job!!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Depuis que je mange des salades, je maigris
Depuis que j'ai des amis à ma table, je maigris" |
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