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» sweet_german77 said "Qui marche trouve toujour un os a mordre,qui vit couche maigrit." |
» Nath said "Si l'arbre savait, ce que la hache lui réservait, il ne lui aurait pas fourni le manche!" |
» Techy said "En ce qui concerne les voisins les Amériquains, je dis ceci: "Du sang pis des totons! Ça marche. Ça vend."
MFb(NamB)" |
» KeyMiNDer said "L'âme est semblame a une lumiere...quand l'ampoule pête au frête...on la change...on met la switche a ON...et la lumiere fut" |
» AlienZeD said "Don't keep all your eggs in the same fallopian tubes." |
» Party_Girl said "one bad apple doesnt ruin a bunch" |
» AlienZeD said "I'm not stupid, just intelligently challenged." |
» hazel said "when you are anxious to achieve something, you forget about fear" |
» sweet_german77 said "No way cause i prefer the poorness than the stupidness of the rich" |
» Party_Girl said "steal from the rich and give to the poor" |
» AlienZeD said "Everything is free if you steal it." |
» M-A-X said "It have always some wars, somewhere with someone." |
» Party_Girl said "nothing is free" |
» sweet_german77 said "Une nouvelle fois , je t'envoie
tarverser de haut cols
franchir des rivieres
songe a la longueur du chemin" |
» Doone said "donner du poisson c'est bien, montrer a pecher c'est mieux!" |
» AlienZeD said "What the hell is a botanical?" |
» Magmatix said "Dans la galaxie du réel, le poète isole quelques étoiles familières à ses semblables qu'il décide de nommer autrement. Ce sont par exemple l'enfance, le culte de la mère, l'orgueil des maîtres, la nature ou l'amour, que renouvelle une voix différente." |
» sweet_german77 said "sometimes life is a peace of crap but sometimes its the beginning of eternal pleasure !!!!!! party till death do us part !!!" |
» AlienZeD said "Free stuff is the best stuff." |
» Party_Girl said "shit happens and if it happens to u well shit" |
» Magmatix said "L'art est fait d'un détail bien choisi, qu'il soit pure imagination ou qu'il distille la réalité." |
» AlienZeD said "Toronto is like China, except with more Japanese, Koreans and Indians." |
» Party_Girl said "what if dreams was really reality.....and that reality was a dream....what would be reality" |
» Deadfunk said "WHUUUUTTT?" |
» Doone said "n'est stupid que la stupidité (Gump)" |
» KeyMiNDer said "un moment donner tu fini par te tanner pis tu lie le criss de livret d'instruction!!!!" |
» Party_Girl said "life is like a box of chocolate...you never know what your gonna get" |
» M-A-X said "Be connected or be rejected" |
» Doone said "le respect inspire le respect" |
» BOBDYLAN said "On s'en calisse!? OESTI QU'ON S'EN CALISSE !!" |
» Kishmay_Pinas said "i'm getting fucked in the ass all year long mainly, and now it starts feelin' sour back there ~"Galaksy"" |
» Party_Girl said "you know your a true stoner when your bong gets washed more than your dishes" |
» sweet_german77 said "back to the real world man i hate that !!!!!!!party is over work again" |
» Vice said "“Computer games don’t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we’d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.”" |
» Party_Girl said "wow" |
» beercrack said "if you frame your tragedy in beautiful scenery it will be that much more romantic" |
» AlienZeD said "2007 eh?" |
» Party_Girl said "hey je suis venue plus tot que prevue....sa tombe bien moi too" |
» Doone said "cé finit, cé terminé, que je ter revoye pu la face, out 2006, hello 2007." |
» Party_Girl said "la porte est la" |
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