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 | » Party_Girl said "on the other hand....you got different fingers" |
 | » Doone said "carbonneau supérieur a rivest...hum...intéressant" |
| » Party_Girl said "assassins do it from behind" |
 | » oreade said ""I’m not anti-social, I’m just not user friendly." - Master Joel..." |
| » Party_Girl said "out of my mind.....back in 5 minutes" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Like you know! Whatever!" |
| » Party_Girl said "there are 3 kinds of people,those who can count and those who cant!!!!" |
| » Doone said "whatever the differences, when it's nice and sunny we all feel happy !!" |
| » Party_Girl said "if you cant come to the party,will bring it to you" |
 | » sweet_german77 said "Shine a light on me , come on babe , set me free . Dont go away please stay , roll over and make my day!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Bruises are God's way of saying "Well now you know!"" |
| » sweet_german77 said "Steel needles kiss your pretty eyes , all mine , all mine , nightmare , the dreamtime" |
| » Doone said "Et vlan: chaleureux, ouvert d'esprit, bon vivant, pacifique et raciste a 59%..." |
| » Party_Girl said "no one is listening until you make a mistake" |
| » sweet_german77 said "oh toi aussi !!!!" |
| » oreade said ""Dire que j'ai connu l'epoque sans cellulaire..."" |
| » Party_Girl said "few women admit their age,few men act it" |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!" |
| » sweet_german77 said "Mieux vaut accepter la bombe qu'on porte en soi , mieux vaut se mordre la main que de se plaindre ,mieux vaut accepter a l' avance la desillusion que linsolence de l'humiliation" |
 | » sakado said "vaut mieux etre soual quetre êpais sa dure moin longtemp" |
| » oreade said ""Si le jour appartient a ceux qui ce leve tot, la nuit appartient a ceux qui se leve tard... J'ai choisi mon camp."" |
 | » M-A-X said "Blow stuff up! Blow even more stuff up!" |
| » Doone said "to eat mouse burger!" |
| » AlienZeD said "When you've accomplished all you ever wanted in life. Why keep living?" |
| » sweet_german77 said "Rich men think that happiness is a million dollar bills , So why come most of them O.D. on sleeping pills." |
| » Doone said "pussy vite la !" |
| » Party_Girl said "i have the pussy,i make the rules!!!!" |
| » Doone said "attention: Bouda est en kris na, allah est en .... na." |
 | » simpson said "i saw you from across they and just wanted say get the fuck out of my way!!!!hehe" |
| » oreade said ""Il n'existe point de voyage de retour, seulement des nouveaux departs."" |
| » sweet_german77 said "Slave of the cathode rays , brainwash vegetable." |
 | » MolocH said "Demons to some, Angel to the others..." |
| » sweet_german77 said "But nothing will ever release you from your past ,all you need is to be the friend of death!!!!" |
 | » caro said "i fear forgetting, for what more do we have than the memories in our minds?" |
| » AlienZeD said "So in the end, who did let the dogs out?" |
| » Doone said "This your sanctuary, live with it, die for it !" |
| » sweet_german77 said "I wont back down , there is no easy way out !!" |
| » Party_Girl said "i just noticed you notice me and i just want to give you the notice that i noticed you too" |
| » Doone said "Who cares because we are not ....ing nice!" |
| » AlienZeD said "My dick is so huge, you have to use bittorrent to get it in time." |
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