Oneliners |
 | » AlienZeD said "Mountains are God's way of saying, "Wanna get high? Well you have to earn it!"" |
 | » Party_Girl said "laughter is a smile with the volume turned up" |
 | » A.S.H said "Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off." |
| » Party_Girl said "i do whatever my rice krispies tell me too" |
| » A.S.H said "Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids." |
| » Party_Girl said "i used up all my sick days...so i called in dead" |
| » A.S.H said "Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it" |
| » Party_Girl said "if sex is a pain in the ass...then your not doing it right" |
| » A.S.H said "I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared." |
| » Party_Girl said "give a man a fish and he will eat for a day....teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day" |
| » A.S.H said "Even the strongest the eagle cannot soar hirer than the stars." |
| » Party_Girl said "its not how you pick your nose...its where you put the booger" |
 | » Doone said "le calme apres la tempete." |
| » Party_Girl said "if you cant conviced them,confused them" |
| » A.S.H said "c que quand tes accoté lautre bord cest pas un hazard que tu fonce dans le decor, ca fait tourne de bord retour sur la case de depart jusqu'au moment c rendu trop fort et tu te retrouve encore rendu lautre bord" |
| » Party_Girl said "time is what keeps things from happening all at once" |
| » A.S.H said "c pas facile detre cevile dans un monde de debile, pour pas devenir cenile tu cour a ta ville cher ton domicile et tu fait un chill avel des pill ;)" |
| » Doone said "ou le plus poli?" |
| » Party_Girl said "he who laughs last,thinks slowest" |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "Le futur est une projection du présent passer accumuler :P" |
| » Party_Girl said "i dont suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it" |
 | » Anarkoid said "...good and evil and beauty and ugliness are only ornemental fruits of perspectives...(H.P. Lovecraft)" |
| » Party_Girl said "why is abbreviation such a long word" |
| » Doone said "1+1=11" |
 | » M-A-X said "There's no "I" in "team", but there is an "I" in "pie."" |
| » Anarkoid said "Is being slave to drugs worst than being slave to reality?" |
| » AlienZeD said "I am zex magine!" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "1+1=3" |
 | » sweet_german77 said "Reflection is not important , cause its too boring!!!" |
 | » sex_gl_mc said "ello" |
| » Party_Girl said "not all men are annoying...some are dead....lol" |
| » Doone said "ladies & gentlemen, the proof is doone..better enough than much better." |
 | » oreade said "1 + 1 = hein!" |
| » Party_Girl said "ignorance can be cured,stupid is forever" |
| » Doone said "worrying not enough or worrying to much...what's the difference?" |
| » Party_Girl said "booze is the anwser!...what was the question?" |
| » M-A-X said "90% of your problems can be solve with a grenade" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "Been there,Cut that.
-John Deer" |
| » sweet_german77 said "Im not anti-everything , im anti-you .!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Kung Fu makes for great sex." |
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