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» Doone said
"la tourmente n'a qu'un seul avantage, celle de nous mieux faire apprécier la sérénité...."
» domdom said
"Un esprit sans faiblesse est un coeur sans vie..."
» Party_Girl said
"my boyfriends out of town"
» Doone said
"That's right Martin Luther King"
» hazel said
"it is pain that brings people together"
» AlienZeD said
"Is that a glass of water in your pants or did you just piss yourself?"
» Party_Girl said
"le party est poigner dans mes souliers"
» AlienZeD said
"Oh! Your shoes are the same color as my Porsche."
» Party_Girl said
"do you like to dance...then you were born to be a dancer!!!"
» KeyMiNDer said
"3...2...1..."
» Doone said
"1+1=2x1"
» AlienZeD said
"My ego is so huge that there's no room for my penis inside my body, it just keeps getting pushed further and further out."
» KeyMiNDer said
"tic tac tic tac tic tac"
» AlienZeD said
"Do what I say, not what I do."
» Party_Girl said
"just remember that your unique...just like everyone else!!!!"
» AlienZeD said
"He who praises everybody, praises nobody."
» Party_Girl said
"sometimes we dont do things we want to do, so that others wont know we want to do them"
» AlienZeD said
"Johny Be Bad!"
» Doone said
"That's right Billy Ray"
» sakado said
"life is a bitch. but not 2day!!"
» kali7 said
"Dey Here!"
» KeyMiNDer said
"!!!"
» Party_Girl said
"did you fart...cause you blew me away"
» AlienZeD said
"Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone."
» Doone said
"sometimes it's take a pills, sometimes it's a special bra!"
» AlienZeD said
"When Chuck Norris went trick-or-treating, he went as Chuck Norris."
» sakado said
"les vaches craft i font trop de poudre!"
» Party_Girl said
"hey mr.ass did you forget to brush your teeth,your breath smells like shit"
» AlienZeD said
"God created women so that asses could be grabbed."
» Doone said
"tonight, the mouse is in the House"
» Luna-1 said
"l'aspect le plus simple de la facilité et sa complexité"
» Party_Girl said
"jetais buzzer,apres accoter...mais la je suis lautrebord,alors troptard"
» AlienZeD said
"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Well, eggs can't cum so..."
» Doone said
"finalement le calme avant la tempete!"
» Party_Girl said
"if you break it and stick it back together it will always remain broken"
» AlienZeD said
"If it's not broken, don't break it!"
» hazel said
"when dark clouds appeared in the sky, we pointed out that they were only temporary, that the darkness would soon pass and the sun break through"
» Party_Girl said
"a dream is just a dream...a goal ia a dream with a plan and a deadline"
» Mali said
"When I dream I fly to your Heaven. When I wake up I fall to my hell."
» Party_Girl said
"a drunk mans words are a sobers thoughts"
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