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» Doone said "la tourmente n'a qu'un seul avantage, celle de nous mieux faire apprécier la sérénité...." |
» domdom said "Un esprit sans faiblesse est un coeur sans vie..." |
» Party_Girl said "my boyfriends out of town" |
» Doone said "That's right Martin Luther King" |
» hazel said "it is pain that brings people together" |
» AlienZeD said "Is that a glass of water in your pants or did you just piss yourself?" |
» Party_Girl said "le party est poigner dans mes souliers" |
» AlienZeD said "Oh! Your shoes are the same color as my Porsche." |
» Party_Girl said "do you like to dance...then you were born to be a dancer!!!" |
» KeyMiNDer said "3...2...1..." |
» Doone said "1+1=2x1" |
» AlienZeD said "My ego is so huge that there's no room for my penis inside my body, it just keeps getting pushed further and further out." |
» KeyMiNDer said "tic tac tic tac tic tac" |
» AlienZeD said "Do what I say, not what I do." |
» Party_Girl said "just remember that your unique...just like everyone else!!!!" |
» AlienZeD said "He who praises everybody, praises nobody." |
» Party_Girl said "sometimes we dont do things we want to do, so that others wont know we want to do them" |
» AlienZeD said "Johny Be Bad!" |
» Doone said "That's right Billy Ray" |
» sakado said "life is a bitch. but not 2day!!" |
» kali7 said "Dey Here!" |
» KeyMiNDer said "!!!" |
» Party_Girl said "did you fart...cause you blew me away" |
» AlienZeD said "Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone." |
» Doone said "sometimes it's take a pills, sometimes it's a special bra!" |
» AlienZeD said "When Chuck Norris went trick-or-treating, he went as Chuck Norris." |
» sakado said "les vaches craft i font trop de poudre!" |
» Party_Girl said "hey mr.ass did you forget to brush your teeth,your breath smells like shit" |
» AlienZeD said "God created women so that asses could be grabbed." |
» Doone said "tonight, the mouse is in the House" |
» Luna-1 said "l'aspect le plus simple de la facilité et sa complexité" |
» Party_Girl said "jetais buzzer,apres accoter...mais la je suis lautrebord,alors troptard" |
» AlienZeD said "What came first? The chicken or the egg? Well, eggs can't cum so..." |
» Doone said "finalement le calme avant la tempete!" |
» Party_Girl said "if you break it and stick it back together it will always remain broken" |
» AlienZeD said "If it's not broken, don't break it!" |
» hazel said "when dark clouds appeared in the sky, we pointed out that they were only temporary, that the darkness would soon pass and the sun break through" |
» Party_Girl said "a dream is just a dream...a goal ia a dream with a plan and a deadline" |
» Mali said "When I dream I fly to your Heaven. When I wake up I fall to my hell." |
» Party_Girl said "a drunk mans words are a sobers thoughts" |
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