Oneliners |
 | » AlienZeD said "mmmmmmmmmmm float" |
 | » Doone said "you're a sea upon wich I float" |
 | » Samwise said "Regarder trop loin, c'est pas mieux que de regarder en arrière..." |
 | » Party_Girl said "if you dont have drugs at the party, dont worry will hook you up!!!" |
 | » DiddyKong said "HUMAN BLOOD 6 !!! HERE WE GO !!!" |
 | » DCRn said "Kill your gods; worship yourself." |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "DimdimDAM DYdY badimdam...TOUS LE MONDE ensemble pour un grand CLASH!!!!" |
| » DiddyKong said "Boum boum Bambino... Boumboum" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "Survivor STALK" |
 | » rave_dolphin said "Quoting a friend: "Tellement hetero que mon cote feminin est lesbienne"" |
| » AlienZeD said "I only date lesbians." |
| » Doone said "to yes I say to yes" |
| » AlienZeD said "There's nothing quite like anything." |
| » DiddyKong said "I'm In These Pictures [ All 90 ]" |
| » AlienZeD said "Ma mere!" |
 | » Deadfunk said "ta mere!" |
 | » urban_junglist said "ya un bon vent on va ben dormir a soir" |
| » AlienZeD said "Money costs too much." |
| » Doone said "comme y vaut mieux en rire qu'en pleurer, vaut mieux en pisser qu'en petter!" |
 | » M-A-X said "esus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas." |
| » DiddyKong said "Pkoi ya de la broue quand jva pisser" |
| » Party_Girl said "tomorrow and yesterday are the same day" |
 | » Sickness said "WEFT THE FAWK!" |
 | » Mali said "you're like a woman's vagina with syphilis around it" |
| » Doone said "pourquoi on appelle ca une nuit blanche ?" |
| » Party_Girl said "je suis allumer comme un tv" |
| » Doone said "capitaine sur le pont....ca sent la tempete ici...." |
 | » LEGOPHONIKS said "la sagesse est de savoir que l'on ne sait rien" |
| » Doone said "ok décidé, je me mets au régime, je me tiens avec des gros maintenant...." |
| » AlienZeD said "I'm like a prostitute, except without all the sex." |
| » LEGOPHONIKS said "Usually if everything is coming your way, you're one the wrong lane buddy" |
| » Party_Girl said "the quieter i get the more i hear" |
| » AlienZeD said "I used to be special, now I'm on special." |
| » Doone said "en dictature ya un tata qui décide de tout, endémocratie ya 250 tata qui décide de rien" |
| » AlienZeD said "People call me cocky, but they are just jealous." |
| » Party_Girl said "ta ben raisin" |
| » AlienZeD said "Chuck Norris isn't perfect; That would be a demotion." |
 | » Mico said "Il avait pris au serieux des mots sans importance, et etait devenu tres malheureux." |
| » AlienZeD said "Women are like donuts... they just are, ok?" |
 | » sakado said "criss sé un laptop sa se sniff pas!!! jpensais yavais juste les vache craft qui vesai dla poudre ......." |
Oneliners | [ Top Of Page ] |
Post New Oneliner |
You must be logged-in to post a oneliner.
Post New Oneliner | [ Top Of Page ] |
