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 | » Doone said "sans de devant, pas de derrière" |
 | » Party_Girl said "if you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left" |
 | » rave_dolphin said "Life's a game so let's play it !" |
| » Party_Girl said "je tadore plus que hier, moins que demain!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Drop it like it's pot! (and the cops are coming)" |
| » Party_Girl said "constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating" |
| » AlienZeD said "I don't cheat, I share." |
 | » A.S.H said "knock youself out and stick it in your mouth" |
| » Party_Girl said "we live once,so enjoy every minute of it" |
 | » Mico said "This is not a oneliner." |
| » Party_Girl said "a professor speaks in someone elses mind" |
| » A.S.H said "bonne fete tes encore en vie? une anne de moin qui reste dans ta vie!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "une fille propre garde pas sa en dedans" |
 | » verbose said "dans la vie, des fois tu trouves un petit dauphing en bois par terre. des fois non." |
| » Party_Girl said "if drinking and driving is illegal,then why do bars have parking lots!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Money is the root of all Evil... So if im Evil will that make me Rich?" |
 | » pussyvamp said "God is in me, therefor I am God." |
| » A.S.H said "being an actor is the art of being others in disguise" |
| » Party_Girl said "be yourself,who else knows how!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Girls are like lava lamps: they look like they are made of magic, but you can get one for 9.99$ at Walmart." |
| » Party_Girl said "boys are like lava lamps,fun to look at but not so bright!!" |
 | » caro said "open your eyes bebe girl, you've already won" |
| » AlienZeD said "I've always wanted a 6 pack." |
| » Party_Girl said "24 hours in a day,24 beers in a case,what a coincidence!!!" |
| » rave_dolphin said "Any question worth asking can be answered without asking it." |
| » Doone said "Le Zero et l'Infini n'existe pas dans l'Absolu, entre les deux c'est l'entendement qui lance et compte" |
| » AlienZeD said "The first step towards the right answer is the right question." |
| » Party_Girl said "it doesnt matter what temperature the room is,its always room temperature" |
| » Doone said "faur croire que la force brute de la nature n'a pas seulement que de mauvais cotés..." |
| » Party_Girl said "they call it P.M.S because the mad cow disease was already taken" |
| » Doone said "hummm...bonne question j'avoue...." |
| » Party_Girl said "if we all are here to help others, then what exactly are others here for" |
| » Doone said "I wish I have a chance to get my brain rearanged..." |
| » AlienZeD said "All a woman wants, is what she wants." |
| » caro said "i wish i had more time in my life for eggs" |
| » AlienZeD said "I love therefore I stress." |
| » Party_Girl said "MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause! dont you notice that all our problems begin with men!!!!" |
 | » hazel said "is that lust or pity that i see in your eyes?" |
| » Party_Girl said "Music is the science of manipulating emotion through sound" |
| » AlienZeD said "It's Pizza Time" |
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