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 | » rave_dolphin said "Ninjas do it from behind !" |
 | » Party_Girl said "your MONTEL,your JERRY SPRINGER and im JENNY JONES...your not JENNY JONES your ELLEN but ELLEN gets more chicks than you!!" |
 | » Doone said "take a ride on the purple of rain" |
| » Party_Girl said "tes sa coche toi....non jsuis portefeuille!!!" |
 | » A.S.H said "cinq piaces" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Ya man! you're in my speed dial. All I do is press 64493 and it calls you!" |
| » Party_Girl said "a fact is what you believe!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Chuck Norris makes onions cry." |
 | » Mico said "Does anyone here know what the score is? Because I don't have a fucking clue." |
| » Doone said "life is like running whater going trought our hands" |
| » Party_Girl said "some people make the world special just by being in it!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand" |
| » Party_Girl said "whats more important today,our right to privacy or our right to watch!!" |
| » A.S.H said "women are like asprin take 2 and go to bed" |
| » Party_Girl said "an apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is cute the hell with the fruit!!" |
| » A.S.H said "ah the perfect way to end a night!" |
| » Party_Girl said "find them,feel them,fuck them,forget them!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider." |
| » Party_Girl said "if in life you dont suceed,fuck it all and smoke some weed!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."" |
| » Party_Girl said "if it wasnt for guys, id quit school!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "roses are red violets are black why is your cheast as flat as your back" |
| » Party_Girl said "roses are red,violets are gold,why need a bra when thers nothing to hold!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Rose are red violets are bleu sugar is sweet and so are you. Now the rose have passed and the violet are dead the sugar pots empty and so is your HEAD !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "eat your heart out" |
 | » voided said "It's just that hanging out with the guys is cool, and having a girlfriend is so gay!" |
| » Doone said "l'homme est tellement complexe que...parfois j'en suis perplexe" |
| » AlienZeD said "God Bless Us All, Except Timmy." |
| » Doone said "Life is like a lifesaver" |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "dormir...baaaa...c pour les faible ;P" |
| » Party_Girl said "vas tu te coucher?....non pas aujourdhui!!!" |
 | » abdellah_mardass said "you look very beuatiful" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "...la peur des hauteur!" |
| » Party_Girl said "why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly!!!" |
| » Doone said "ooooooooh" |
| » AlienZeD said "Everybody say oooooooooh." |
| » Doone said "Be or not to be, that's not a question?" |
| » Party_Girl said "women got tits to manipulate guys into buying them drinks!!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "A Dick is Tool given to Men by God to Fuck Women over With." |
| » Party_Girl said "i am a pepper!!" |
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