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 | » Party_Girl said "Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?" |
 | » Doone said "except the earth and sky" |
| » Party_Girl said "great things never last forever!!!" |
 | » A.S.H said "The last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he smashes across the winsheild is his ass" |
| » Doone said "avec Pauline front line on imagine facilement le back stage" |
| » Party_Girl said "if he says he will change he will change for a week or two but he will be back to his old ways!!!" |
 | » BOBDYLAN said "another day" |
| » Doone said "no money no candy" |
| » Party_Girl said "je suis pas payer pour penser!!!" |
| » Doone said "except Chuck" |
| » Party_Girl said "no one can except the gingerbread man" |
| » A.S.H said "Thats my personal goal, to make you cum while having fun!" |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "DinG DoNg!" |
| » A.S.H said "WOW les femme.... Elle font chier et bander... juste comme la drogue." |
| » Party_Girl said "you would do anything to get out of shit...of course, who the hell wants to smell like shit!!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Hey you know that you suck..... So open your mouth and do what you do best." |
 | » AlienZeD said "I'm the one your mother warned you about." |
| » KeyMiNDer said "100 grande valeur!" |
| » Party_Girl said "cest pas grave si tu depense 100$ au dollorama, ta 100 choses!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzap." |
 | » Mico said "Piou, Piou, Piou!" |
| » Doone said "What a whole lotta love" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "..." |
| » Party_Girl said "si jaurais 1$ pour chaque pete que je lache je serai billonaire!!!" |
| » Doone said "a force de suspicions, on devient suspicieux, a force de prétentions, on devient prétentieux, a force de préjugés, on devient malheureux" |
| » A.S.H said "Moi je suis sa coche... J'ai toute ce qune famma a besoin dans une journée." |
| » AlienZeD said "Never trust anything with free will." |
| » A.S.H said "c come quand tu essaye de temaginer une famme toute nue mais tu poingne un orgazme a place... tu tent plein pas." |
| » Party_Girl said "OH MY GOD ITS TECHNO MUSIC!!!" |
| » Doone said "When I am goone, you will decide about me" |
| » Mico said "Frogs and snails and puppy-dogs' tails, and dirty sluts in plenty, Smell sweeter than roses in young men's noses when the heart is one-and-twenty." |
| » Party_Girl said "guy and shereen are in an air canoe their pretty much fucked how about you? there going nowhere REALLY fast!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Une chatte bien provoquer s'advere a se retrouver toujour mouiller." |
| » Doone said "nul n'a besoin d'un sourire que celui qui ne peut en donner aux autres" |
| » Party_Girl said "my door is always opened so feel free to leave" |
| » Doone said "le temps est notre amie a tous: Ce con conpran pa ojourdui, on l'conpren dmain" |
| » AlienZeD said "Get naked." |
| » Party_Girl said "love me or fuck off!!" |
 | » M-A-X said "I tell people I was stab in the butt but it was a toilet paper cut" |
| » Doone said "I got broken bones not by the stick of stone but by the name your calling me...." |
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