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 | » Party_Girl said "why are men like laxatives? they irritate the shit out of you!!!" |
 | » A.S.H said "Excuse me have i fucked you yet?" |
| » Party_Girl said "when everythings coming your way,youre in the wrong lane and going the wrong way!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand." |
| » Party_Girl said "baby,you look better and better each day and tonight you look like tommorow!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "whats the difference between a woman and a baterie a baterie has a positive side!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Inheriting eighty million bucks doesnt mean much when you have a weak heart." |
| » A.S.H said "Hey god gave us two heads and only enouhg blood to make one work at a time!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Why are blonde jokes so short? ~ So men can remember them." |
| » A.S.H said "my name is guy so that you know what to scream" |
| » Party_Girl said "your a trailer trash when you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws." |
| » A.S.H said "Hey im the local milk man so you want it in the front or the rear?" |
| » Party_Girl said "Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance." |
| » A.S.H said "Fuck me if im wrong but isint your name hottie?" |
| » Party_Girl said "Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 U.S. leader" |
| » A.S.H said "I got 2 pussys in heat at my house but one goes beernaard and the other fuck me now!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." |
 | » Doone said "et la qualite l'emporte toujours sur la quantite" |
| » Party_Girl said "in life its not what you know its who you know!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "F U CUM IN" |
| » Party_Girl said "what a big mouth you have...its to scream out your name better!!!!" |
| » Doone said "and nobody asking to change the circumstances" |
| » Party_Girl said "i hate to love him,but i love to hate him!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Hey i have a big nut cracker so come out of your shell and fell free to go nuts!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." |
 | » oreade said "Si un suchi soulage un soucis, combien de sushi soulage cent soucis?" |
| » Doone said "Il n'y a pas de femmes frigides, il n'y a que des mauvaises langues" |
| » Party_Girl said "only you can prevent forest fires......says smokey the bear!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "right here, right now, on the spot let make it rock!!!" |
| » Doone said "tout gravite autour de nous, mais le general l'emporte toujours sur le spécifique :)" |
| » Party_Girl said "you dont know me!!!" |
| » Doone said "...que une attraction horizontale finit indéniablement a la verticale....." |
| » Party_Girl said "for me to know and for you to find out!!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Don't stick it in her, without the gin in her." |
 | » DiddyKong said "Emo ti' con !!" |
| » Party_Girl said "no glove, no love!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?" |
| » Party_Girl said "ITS BLOWNAGE TIME!!!" |
| » A.S.H said "Why ask Why, You know your going to get a smart ass answer" |
| » Party_Girl said "live life to its fullest,dont let it pass you by!!!" |
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