Oneliners |
 | » Party_Girl said "blonds have more fun!!!" |
 | » Butterman said "Get Out while the going is good!" |
| » Party_Girl said "i am the sunshine i burn you and kill you" |
 | » Mico said "If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be, and what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?" |
| » Butterman said "Smart people shouldn't allow themselves to be seduced by anything as subjective as "success" ..." |
| » Party_Girl said ""Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose."" |
| » Butterman said "Since the male orgasm is so visually viewable, it makes it that much easier for some to turn such a thing into performance..." |
| » Party_Girl said ""My friends tell me that I have a tendency to point out problems without offering solutions, but they never tell me what I should do about it."" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Look out! It's Jesus!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said ""Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest."" |
 | » TeenieWonder said ""À vaincre sans périls, on triomphe sans gloire"" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "1." |
| » Party_Girl said ""Man alone is born crying, lives complaining, and dies disappointed."" |
| » AlienZeD said "Vote." |
| » Party_Girl said "theres always someone ready to screw you over!!!" |
 | » caro said "wack wack wackwackwackwackwackwackwackwack WACK" |
| » Party_Girl said "practice makes perfect" |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "...-Rave-On__..::P.L.U.R::.__KeYMiNDerZ__N' R'Gz" |
| » Party_Girl said "its easy being a man cause their orgasm are always real" |
| » KeyMiNDer said "Reve-On__;)" |
| » Party_Girl said "all paths lead to something, you just gotta take the right ones to get to the right end!!!" |
 | » rave_dolphin said "Tout les chemins mènent à Rémi !" |
| » Party_Girl said "its easy being a man cause your ass is never a factor in an interview" |
| » rave_dolphin said "Who are we to judge what's right, and what has purpose for us ?" |
| » Party_Girl said "ma taper tes shorts toi" |
| » AlienZeD said "Is that a 1947 Chevrolet Pinto in your shorts or are you just happy to see me?" |
| » Party_Girl said "money is the root to all evil" |
 | » Doone said "do what I do, what adou, what adou, what adou, what adou....." |
| » Party_Girl said "you can be whatever you want to be!!!" |
| » Butterman said "... and I always thought I was more like a woman on the inside!" |
| » Party_Girl said "im the man today" |
| » Doone said "a mon avis, les boomers, les X et les Y sont a peu pres egaux pour debiter des conneries, la difference est que les boomers sont plus recurrents sur la question :)" |
| » Party_Girl said "if you take a picture it would last forever,so stop starring at me!!!" |
| » Butterman said "Here's a moderatly sexist one from ages ago (from an old TV show): Women; Can't live with them, pass me another beer..." |
 | » RAD said "This was definitely an audio kodak moment!" |
| » Doone said "Oh what a nice sunset..there should be one every night..." |
| » Party_Girl said "if you dont get it then get the fuck out!!!" |
| » Butterman said ""Ooooh... Is it in yet?"" |
| » Party_Girl said "keep your friends close but your enemies closer" |
| » Butterman said "From Robert Heinlein:
"There's no such thing as a free lunch"
"No good deed ever goes unpunished"" |
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