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 | » Party_Girl said "Danger: if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!" |
 | » Butterman said "Hey party girl: TRUE! Action speaks louder than words, plus it is so easy for most men to lie through their teeth!" |
| » Party_Girl said "As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do." |
| » Butterman said "Wise man should know he is at his weakest when he thinks himself as strong.
(PS: If I offend anyone it is not on purpouse and I am sorry; I have no self-censorship nor filters!)" |
| » Party_Girl said "When all think alike, no one is thinking very much." |
| » Butterman said "What's all this upsidedown philosophy? If you wanna go right, you gotta turn left, if you want to get high, you have to get down, if you want to be strong you need to be weak.... Well I believe in happy = smile, sad = frown... point final?" |
 | » DCRn said "Nostalgia ain't what it used to be." |
| » Party_Girl said "If a free society cannot help the many who are poor it cannot save the few who are rich." |
 | » Doone said "keep on onelining !!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance." |
 | » Mico said "Consider these words to be deep and full of wisdom." |
| » Party_Girl said ""Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within."" |
| » Butterman said "if it doesnt make sense, its not true ; Therefore life is not true; it must be an illusion" |
| » Party_Girl said "if it doesnt make sense, its not true!!!!" |
| » Butterman said "Life is a daily struggle for self preservation. It is unfortunatly the law of the jungle." |
| » Doone said "la vie c'est comme l'autoroute 20, des bouts c'est rought, des bouts c'est cool" |
| » Party_Girl said "toronto is far from montreal!!!" |
| » Butterman said "'coz you can't, you won't, & ya don't stop!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "I'd put MY stick in YOUR mud." |
| » Party_Girl said ""We must not stay as we are, always doing what we did the last time, otherwise we become sticks in the mud."" |
| » Doone said "Everebody want to rule the word" |
 | » rave_dolphin said "Ever noticed that SIN is a three letter word ... just as FUN, and YES" |
| » Party_Girl said "change is good!!!" |
| » Mico said "I'm a monsta!" |
 | » M-A-X said "Warfare is the failure of diplomacy" |
| » Party_Girl said ""Everybody wants to help Save The Earth, but nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes."" |
| » Butterman said "It's true, PartyGirl.... Two wrongs do not make a right..." |
| » Party_Girl said ""If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."" |
| » Butterman said "You see kids? We learned an important lesson today: You tried, and you failed... The moral of the story? Never try...." |
| » Party_Girl said ""I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."" |
| » Butterman said "Parting is such sweet sorrow... Have we not heard the chimes at midnight?" |
| » Party_Girl said ""Give me a lady, and I will wear a tux and bow tie."" |
| » Butterman said "Oneliner from an old geezer: Youth is wasted on the young..... !!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "im a lover too but im always ready for a battle!!!" |
| » Butterman said "It's not war baby, not at all... It is symbiosis! Or some kind of Uruboros-like theory... If it's war then you misunderstand me... I'm a lover not a warrior, except when I am called for duty!" |
| » Party_Girl said "its the oneliner tag war....bring it BUTTERMAN its on!!!" |
| » Butterman said "To follow with PartyGirl's words of wisdom, and also to quote Spike: "It is better to FAST FOWARD than to REWIND"... word to the wise... IT'S ON ! ! !" |
| » Party_Girl said ""Life can only be understood backwards, but it has to be lived forwards."" |
| » Butterman said "It doesn't take a good actor to recognise a bad one! And no way Party Girl, REDHEADs have more fun!" |
| » AlienZeD said "God made me do it." |
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