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» KeyMiNDer said "pis si il est "made in china" est-ce que les probaliter sont reduite?" |
» M-A-X said "Selon l'armée, un lance-grenade peut régler 75% de vos problèmes quotidien" |
» Doone said "Benny and the set jet" |
» DiddyKong said "la drogue cé un tattoo sur le cerveau" |
» Party_Girl said "cest pas grave si tu depense 100$ au dolorama,ta 100 choses" |
» KeyMiNDer said "...NeverEnding partyStories..." |
» Doone said "like a Karma Police" |
» Party_Girl said "good judgement comes from bad experience and alot of that comes from bad judgement!!!" |
» Mico said "I am lonely." |
» Party_Girl said "never test the depth of water with both feet!!!" |
» Doone said "un arbre pousse de l'intérieur vers l'exterieur." |
» Party_Girl said "life is not about what happens to us,its about what we do with it!!!" |
» Doone said "and also it's because when soul meet body" |
» Party_Girl said "if at first you dont succeed than sky diving is not for you!!!!" |
» KeyMiNDer said "Why Not!?!" |
» Party_Girl said "it isnt easy to keep your mouth and your mind opened at the same time!!!" |
» Turtle said "do unto others as they do unto u!!!" |
» DiddyKong said "k od 4 mah bday" |
» AlienZeD said "Some people burn the candle at both ends... I assume." |
» Mico said "WOW! OMFG!" |
» KeyMiNDer said "NOW" |
» Party_Girl said "encourage discipline,never ask for it!!!" |
» system_glitch said "I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a whore." |
» hazel said "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey." |
» Party_Girl said "if your dog is fat, then your not getting enough excercise!!!" |
» Doone said "c'est mieux etre un bon numero cinq qu'un mauvais numero un" |
» Party_Girl said "my mind not only wanders but leaves completely!!!!" |
» KeyMiNDer said "yeah yeah" |
» Doone said "plus facile garocher des chaises qu'en recevoir" |
» Mico said "Most people don't know what they believe, we have to tell them." |
» Party_Girl said "E.T.C: a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!!!" |
» Doone said "blues my shoes" |
» Party_Girl said "if this saying didnt exist, somebody wouldve invented it!!!" |
» Doone said "The more you live the faster you will die" |
» AlienZeD said "I'm lovin' crack." |
» Party_Girl said "to make a long story short....dont tell it!!!" |
» AlienZeD said "Je me souviens pas." |
» Party_Girl said "a person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person!!!!" |
» A.S.H said "Drugs and partys, sex and raving are certanly a way of life that is most fun, but when your time is done and you forget the drugs a whole new life opens up with your love ones." |
» Party_Girl said "i like long walks,especially those taken by people who annoy me." |
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