Oneliners |
 | » A.S.H said "Get the fuck out Bitch and let the door smack you on the way out!" |
 | » Party_Girl said "if vodka was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up, but vodkas not water and im not a duck so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up!!!" |
 | » M-A-X said "OH SHITEN!" |
| » Party_Girl said "without thoses blonde moments, life would be so dull" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Want to see how hard headed I can be?" |
| » Party_Girl said "i love dirty flity beats that make me wanna dance!!!!" |
 | » Mico said "This oneliner is about you." |
| » AlienZeD said "Don't eat that chicken! I had sex with it." |
| » Party_Girl said "dont drink water, fish have sex in it!!!!" |
 | » Zz.ee.vV said "1000101." |
| » AlienZeD said "Ever been deceived? Ha! You're so gullible." |
| » Party_Girl said "life is to precious to worry about stupid shit all the time, so have fun, get high and dont fall in love. say what you want to say, do what you want to do,regret nothing and dont let people who dont matter bring you down." |
| » Mico said "Disclaimer: I was drunk." |
| » Party_Girl said "never regret what you once smiled at!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I wasted so much time on that time machine, if only I could go back in time and not waste my time on it." |
| » Party_Girl said "FOR REAL" |
| » AlienZeD said "In Soviet Russia, TVwatches you!" |
| » Party_Girl said "follow the yellow brick road!!!" |
 | » caro said "Let us strive to make the present moment beautiful. --Saint Francis de Sales" |
| » AlienZeD said "Alice's WonderHand." |
 | » KeyMiNDer said "...follow the white rabit..." |
 | » Doone said "hier est une histoire, demain est un mystère, aujourd'hui est un cadeau" |
 | » DCRn said "I want your suicide to be a book of mine that I never finished." |
| » Party_Girl said "its so easy killing someone,thats why its so dangerous!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I can win a game of connect four in only three moves." |
| » Party_Girl said "im very good in bed,i can sleep for hours!!!" |
 | » sakado said "Le succès appartient à ceux qui sont trop occuppés pour le chercher" |
| » Party_Girl said "a good friend will come bail you out and a true friend will be sitting next to you saying WE FUCKED UP!!!" |
| » sakado said "L'important n'est pas d'avoir un beau jeu, mais de bien jouer celui qu'on a" |
| » Party_Girl said "on apprends de quoi a chaques jours" |
 | » digidev said "jporte du eyeliner en cachette" |
| » Party_Girl said "shut up!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "In Soviet Russia, Cat pets You!" |
| » sakado said "Quand on a pas ce que l'on aime, il faut aimer ce que l'on a" |
| » Party_Girl said "dont trust anyone" |
| » Mico said "I, seriously, can't get over myself." |
 | » BOBDYLAN said "hasch crack pot mescaline" |
| » Mico said "Stupid sells." |
| » Doone said "chaque mode a son temps, chaque temps a son participe present..." |
| » sakado said "La main secourable est au bout de votre bras" |
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