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 | » digidev said "like a shooooooooooooooooting staarrrrrrrr . fly me tooo the mooooooooooooooooooon, take me away to paradisssssse, 1 2 3 fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire" |
 | » ApR1zM said "together forever well be lovers etc ! ( = nimporte quel happy song d annee 2000-2001)" |
 | » Party_Girl said "love is being stupid together" |
| » digidev said "they pull the dribbles of my cock" |
| » Party_Girl said "stories with happy endings are the stories that have not finish yet" |
| » digidev said "je shake mon ass vers la droite vers la gauche en avant en arriere, je croise mes pieds jfais un 360 sur moi meme jme panche je flatte le sol je me releve et jcroise les bras" |
| » Party_Girl said "tes pantalon avant, ou non montre moi comment tu boogie!!!" |
| » digidev said "heahe alright enleve ton chandail!" |
| » Party_Girl said "pas grave quest que le monde pense,on samuse et cest sa qui conte!!!" |
| » digidev said "ehahea le monde vont se dire des affaires" |
| » Party_Girl said "didier loves it when i spank his ass" |
| » digidev said "id rather be beaten by shereen than a gang of preppy teens" |
| » Party_Girl said "i rather be beaten with truths than be soothed with lies!!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "In Soviet Russia: Food eats you!" |
| » Party_Girl said "digidev cest comme du REV, énergitique et exotique!!" |
| » digidev said "les babines a sherleen sont aussi freshhhhh que le listerine au tangerine" |
| » Party_Girl said "didier is as HOTT as the jack daniels passing through my throat" |
| » digidev said "Shereen is more addictive than cocaine" |
| » Party_Girl said "dude your ass is tanner than my face!!!" |
| » digidev said "I HAVE PEANUT BUTTER!!! BITCHEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "drink your beer, theres sober kids in india!!!" |
| » digidev said "i cant brain today i have the dumb" |
| » Party_Girl said "shes my best friend, you break her heart and i break your face!!!!" |
 | » Butterman said "On Stage Or At The Spa, Garanteed To Bring The Brouhaha" |
| » Party_Girl said "THE SHIT YOU MIGHT HEAR ABOUT ME MIGHT BE TRUE,BUT THEN AGAIN IT COULD BE AS FAKE AS THE BITCH WHO TOLD YOU!!!" |
| » digidev said "Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat" |
| » Party_Girl said "some see the glass as half empty. some see the glass as half full. i just wonder who the hell is drinking my beer!!!" |
| » digidev said "silence is golden but duct tape is silver" |
| » Party_Girl said "the only things in life that you regret are the risks you didnt take!!!" |
 | » A.S.H said "Mets toi dans un vers et boit toi!" |
| » Party_Girl said "your better off writting than speaking because you always have the time to think about it!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "My parents never had children." |
| » Party_Girl said "You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today." |
 | » DCRn said ""We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone." -Oscar Welles" |
| » Party_Girl said "i dont make plans, my plans get planned by themeselves" |
 | » Doone said "the killer in me is the killer in you" |
| » Party_Girl said "good girls go to heaven, bad girls go to montreal!!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "The less you talk, the more you're listened to." |
| » Party_Girl said "i dont need your attitude ive got one of my own!!!" |
| » Doone said "If you want to ride a horse, ride a white poney" |
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