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 | » Party_Girl said "i speak sarcasm as a 2nd language" |
 | » digidev said "think for yourself and question authority" |
| » Party_Girl said "dont fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you!!!" |
 | » Butterman said "We are often attracted to what we can't have; attraction towards the un-reachable. It is also good to have impossible goals as it keeps the dreaming alive. In my case, I never allow myself to be attracted towards things which are too much in the spotlight" |
| » Party_Girl said "learn from yesterday,live for today,hope for tommorow!!!" |
| » digidev said "maybe that is why im fucking attracted to what i cant have" |
| » Party_Girl said "im not a teaser, im just a reminder of what you cant have" |
| » digidev said "I am 100 percent in favor of the intelligent use of drugs, and 1,000 percent against the thoughtless use of them, whether caffeine or LSD. And drugs are not central to my life" |
| » Party_Girl said "dont take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways" |
| » digidev said "You have an organ in your head. Part of that organ is called the cerebral Cortex. This nifty gadget transforms matter into consciousness. With it we can do what no other organism on this Planet has ever been able to do. We can change ourselves. Think of t" |
| » Party_Girl said "your just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us" |
| » digidev said "I want to show you the girl who sucks on my index finger when i yell at her" |
| » Party_Girl said "i wanna be the girl you point at and say thats her!!!" |
| » digidev said "if you just set people in motion they'll heal themselves" |
| » Party_Girl said "when a guy says your hot, hes looking at your body,when he says your pretty hes looking at your face, and when he says your beautiful hes looking at your heart!!!" |
| » digidev said "people who do not understand themselves have a craving for understanding" |
| » Party_Girl said "i do very bad things, and i do them very well!!!" |
| » digidev said "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results" |
 | » AlienZeD said "I am certain there is too much certainy in the world." |
| » Party_Girl said "be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind dont matter and those who matter dont mind" |
| » AlienZeD said "Our ability to essentially predict the future is our strongest but least used quality." |
| » digidev said "I WONT, BABE!!! TRUST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAJAJJJAJAJJ" |
| » Party_Girl said "cest good sa, lache pas la patates" |
| » digidev said "I wont! ;)" |
| » Party_Girl said "never give up on someone you cant go a day without thinking about" |
| » digidev said "do you still go to raves, do you think that Christ saves, do you spend your days in a Purple Haze, do you contemplate what a grape nut is or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?" |
| » Party_Girl said "im the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because something funny happened yesterday!!!" |
 | » caro said "his shoulders are fabulous, but who can carry the incarceration of a universe?" |
| » Party_Girl said "people are like slinkies basically useless and yet so much amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!!!" |
 | » Doone said "de la Miller" |
| » Party_Girl said "cest lheure" |
| » digidev said "my last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be, most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me, she was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright." |
| » Doone said "j'avoue seulement CAR LE CORSE n'est point nommé." |
 | » M-A-X said "The art of war and the art of peace make a science" |
| » digidev said "a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" |
| » Party_Girl said "dont make someone a priority if they only make you an option" |
| » AlienZeD said "Would you like to make love? No? How about some casual sex then?" |
| » Party_Girl said "change is good!!!" |
| » digidev said "you dont love it anymore?" |
| » Party_Girl said "you remind me of a song i use to love!!!" |
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