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 | » Party_Girl said "find arms that will hold you at your weakest, eyes that will see you at your ugliest and a heart that will love you at your worst!!!" |
 | » digidev said "love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love." |
| » Party_Girl said "all i want is for one guy to prove to me that they are not all the same!!!!" |
| » digidev said "a kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years" |
| » Party_Girl said "i want to be like barbie, the bitch has everything!!!" |
| » digidev said "There are two major products that came out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." |
 | » Doone said "What I like of turkey day it's not the turkey it's the visitors..." |
| » Party_Girl said "love is giving someone the power to break your heart and trusting them not to" |
| » digidev said "The only thing i can say is that if we're here today it's because our generation is looking for some action." |
| » Party_Girl said "god is a a DJ,life is a DANCEFLOOR,love is a RHYDUM,you are the MUSIC!!!!" |
| » Doone said "It's a carpet crowler bcause you got to get in to get out" |
 | » moohk said ""i can get you high under the table"" |
| » Party_Girl said "it only takes ONE smiles to hide a MILLION tears!!!" |
| » digidev said "Heena chiiii ast?" |
| » Party_Girl said "well im the cure to your blond addiction!!!" |
| » digidev said "im so addicted to blondes, I bleached my pubes" |
| » Party_Girl said "how fast do you want it dirty?" |
| » digidev said "I love blondes because they get dirty faster" |
| » Party_Girl said "sometimes things will fall apart in order for other things to get back in to place!!!" |
 | » Butterman said ""Normality" is a question of perception and opinion. Everything and nothing is normal, depending on who you ask." |
| » Party_Girl said "i tried being normal, it really sucks" |
 | » A.S.H said "if you think you know me, its ok, i forgive you" |
| » Party_Girl said "the only person you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs" |
| » Butterman said "Trust is a hard thing to come by these days - R. J. MacReady 1982" |
| » Party_Girl said "sometimes the only person you can trust is yourself" |
 | » the_pink_popo said "faut avoir pitier des tortues, elles sont pas capable de se plier..." |
| » Party_Girl said "what is your favorite fabric for pjs: NAKEDNESS" |
| » digidev said "excuse me ma'am, do you know what time it is please? no? ITS BOOB O CLOCK!! LIFT UP YOUR SHIRT AND SHOW ME THEM TITTIES" |
| » Party_Girl said "aaachoo, sorry im allergic to bullshit" |
| » digidev said "Your Brain is God" |
| » Party_Girl said "love all, trust few,do wrong to no one!!!!" |
| » digidev said "SHIT HAPPENS!" |
| » Party_Girl said "take it easy, life is short!!!" |
| » digidev said "put my you-know-what in your you-know-where!" |
| » Party_Girl said "this is bob, bob likes you,bob likes sharp things,i suggest you run from bob!!!" |
| » digidev said "The most important aspect of love is not in giving or the receiving: it’s in the being. When I need love from others, or need to give love to others, I’m caught in an unstable situation. Being in love, rather than giving or taking love, is the only thing " |
| » Party_Girl said "drunken words are a sobers thoughts" |
| » digidev said "we are all affecting the world every moment, whether we mean to or not. our actions and states of mind matter, because we are so deeply interconnected with one another." |
| » Party_Girl said "a wise girl kisses but doesnt love,listens but doesnt believe and leaves before she is left!!!" |
| » digidev said "im not interested in being a lover. im interested in only being in love" |
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