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 | » digidev said "Back off man, I'm a scientist" |
 | » Party_Girl said "you cry, i cry, you laugh, i laugh, you jump off a cliff, i laugh ever harder!!!" |
| » digidev said "if ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic." |
| » Party_Girl said "thoses who really like you dont mean to hurt you and if they do, you can see it in their eyes that it hurts them too" |
| » digidev said "boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!" |
| » Party_Girl said "you never leave my mind even when ive got a millions things to think about!!!" |
| » digidev said "I haven't been fucked liked that since grade-school" |
| » Party_Girl said "if dancing isnt a sport, then let me see you do this......" |
| » digidev said ""Nice beaver!" "Thank you. I just had it stuffed."" |
| » Party_Girl said "when life hands you a lemon,break out the tequila and salt!!!!" |
| » digidev said "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" |
| » Party_Girl said "treasure what youve got before its too late!!!" |
| » digidev said "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!" |
| » Party_Girl said "live your life crazy and enjoy every second of it" |
| » digidev said "the only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes" |
| » Party_Girl said "i often burst out with random dance moves!!!" |
| » digidev said "sex is like air. its not important unless you arent getting any." |
| » Party_Girl said "i love you like a fat kid loves cake!!!!" |
| » digidev said "Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life." |
| » Party_Girl said "i am who i am!!!" |
| » digidev said "Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery." |
| » Party_Girl said "i love this crazy tragic sometimes almost magical awful beautiful life of mine" |
 | » sakado said "jai liché une sacoche pour etre sa coche! lol" |
| » Party_Girl said "were just girls, we laugh way to loud,act like complete idiots,take to many insane pictures, have to many crazy sleepovers and we would just be totally lost without each other!!!!" |
 | » Doone said "Tout le monde dans mon quartier, chante la meme chanson" |
| » Party_Girl said "damaged people are dangerous because they know they cant survive!!!" |
 | » BOBDYLAN said "it's not the mother to drink-c'est pas la mère à boire" |
| » Party_Girl said "the best things in life are free, the seconde best are expensive!!!" |
| » digidev said "they say good things takes time, but really great things happen in just a blink of an eye" |
| » Party_Girl said "2 heads are better than one" |
| » digidev said "When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the wolrd will know peace." |
| » Party_Girl said "are you the one?" |
| » digidev said "there is no other, it is all one" |
| » Party_Girl said "the only thing i run after is my JD bottle" |
| » digidev said "People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But the self is not something one finds, it is something one creates." |
| » Party_Girl said "we are all crazy in the eyes of others" |
| » digidev said "if you talk to god, you are praying. If god talks to you, you have schizophrenia" |
| » Party_Girl said "heres to the guys that love me, the losers that lost me,and the lucky bastards who get to meet me!!!" |
| » digidev said "if you think your getting old, dont try to change yourself, change your environment." |
| » Party_Girl said "i didnt know people gave you head,while you had your pants on!!!!" |
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