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 | » digidev said "the toe: a device for finding furniture in the dark..." |
 | » Party_Girl said "love isnt finding someone you cant live with, its finding someone you cant live without!!" |
| » digidev said "best way to prevent hangover is to stay drunk" |
| » Party_Girl said "jealousy is a disease....so get well soon bitch!!!!" |
| » digidev said "the most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don't have any" |
| » Party_Girl said "sometimes the dreams that come true are the dreams you never even knew you had!!!!" |
 | » Doone said "un quart de piasse dans le juke box,un buck ben flat, un fond de scotch ...." |
| » Party_Girl said "always speak your mind,even if your voice shakes!!!" |
| » digidev said "oh yeah!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "oh yeah" |
| » digidev said "by you?" |
| » Party_Girl said "your fucked!!!" |
| » digidev said "i dare you to do it" |
| » Party_Girl said "now your really asking me to kick your ass" |
| » digidev said "yeah there it is. i dont think you can get drunk with a 1/4th oz tho" |
| » Party_Girl said "give me back my JD bottle" |
| » digidev said "i want you to hit me as hard as you can" |
| » Party_Girl said "hanging out,making out,sneaking out,passing out, whatever happens, happens, no regrets!!!" |
| » digidev said "would you love me more if my balls were made of nutella?" |
| » Party_Girl said "dont you just hate it when 2 people should be together and they dont do nothing about it!!!" |
| » digidev said "nice hair! asteur leve ton chandail" |
| » Party_Girl said "baby i just look at you and think how did i get so lucky" |
| » digidev said "so... youre not real? damn" |
| » Party_Girl said "a real girl isnt perfect,a perfect girl isnt real!!!" |
| » digidev said "its not gay if their ass is shaved" |
| » Party_Girl said "dont cry because its over, smile because it hapopened" |
| » digidev said "its not gay if chuck norris is on tv" |
| » Party_Girl said "i am me and i wont change for anybody!!!" |
| » digidev said "its not gay if youre a greek philosopher" |
| » Party_Girl said "life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass, its about learning to dance in the rain!!!!" |
| » digidev said "its not gay if the balls dont touch" |
| » Party_Girl said "im the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile,the type of girl who is willing to brighten your day even if i cant brighten my own!!!" |
| » digidev said "its not illegal if you dont get caught" |
| » Party_Girl said "everything good in life is either, illegal,immortal or fatening" |
| » digidev said "yup... still no pants on! enjoying every minutes of it:)" |
| » Party_Girl said "if your going to be 2 faced,sweetie atleast make one look pretty" |
| » digidev said "im still not wearing any pants!" |
| » Party_Girl said "you can call me an alcoholic but i call it a dam good time!!!" |
| » digidev said "im not wearing any pants" |
| » Party_Girl said "he said: i dont know why you wear a bra youve got nothing to put in it she said: you wear pants dont you?" |
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