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 | » digidev said "few are those who can see with their own eyes and hear with their own hearts..." |
 | » Party_Girl said "if you wanna be somebody and you wanna go somewhere you got to wake up and pay attention" |
 | » M-A-X said "réunion des forces dans l'espace, union des forces dans le temps" |
| » Party_Girl said "i say it straight to your face!!!" |
| » digidev said "oma ekākṣara pañca-parameṣṭhi-nāmā-dipam tatkabhamiti ceta "arihatā asarīrā āyariyā taha uvajjhāyā muṇiyā" |
 | » Doone said "so, everybody follow me, because we need a bit of controversy" |
 | » AlienZeD said "NUDITY!" |
| » Party_Girl said "shes so scared to get close because everyone that said they would be there left!!!" |
| » digidev said "teh wrold is yours" |
| » Party_Girl said "im not short im just usually not tall!!!" |
| » digidev said "ayoye" |
| » Party_Girl said "je suis la mais pas toutes la!!!" |
| » AlienZeD said "I am therefore I think I am." |
| » Party_Girl said "im through with love....thank god theres still sex!!!!" |
 | » Mico said "Safety can only be found in masturbation." |
| » Doone said "sinon, met un quart de piastre dans le téléphone, six coups qui sonnent mais ya personne qui répond..." |
| » AlienZeD said "There's a lot more future than ever before!" |
| » Party_Girl said "next time my name rolls off your mouth...choke on it bitch!!!" |
 | » Magmatix said "« Un coeur n'est juste que s'il bat
au rythme des autres coeurs. »" |
| » Party_Girl said "si tu faites toujours la meme recette, tu vas toujours obtenir le meme gateau!!!" |
| » digidev said "I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken" |
| » Party_Girl said "we learn from our mistakes,but since i dont make any i learn them from you!!!!" |
| » digidev said "Strangers have the best candy" |
| » Party_Girl said "jtadore mon trésor!!!" |
| » digidev said "<3" |
| » Party_Girl said "MR.BOUCHARD... veins sur mon boulevard,jte cache dans mon placard,on vas se claquer une bonne couche-tard,pis samuser comme des leopards.....est tu dacore, ma fermer les stores!!!!" |
| » digidev said "shereen is the rockin queen, mais cest peut etre maybeleen" |
| » Party_Girl said "theres beauty in all imperfections, learn to love them!!!" |
 | » sakado said "je noserais exigé un baiser du aussi joly dame,, je nais qun coeur et sa le briserais" |
| » M-A-X said "Conceal nothing and watch the fool search forever" |
| » Party_Girl said "i havent bought it yet!!!" |
| » digidev said "show me your cock!" |
| » Party_Girl said "im the MAN!!!" |
 | » Butterman said "As said by Doctor Smith: Sarcasm is the recourse of fools... Oh, I'm hiding the tears, really I am!" |
| » digidev said "Never argue with a fool -
people might not know the difference!" |
| » Party_Girl said "SARCASM: just one more service i offer!!!!" |
| » digidev said "never play leapfrog with a unicorn:(" |
| » Party_Girl said "because unlike you everything that comes out of my mouth is true!!!!" |
| » digidev said "you may find this hard to believe, but 'fondling you' while you make pee-pee is not my idea of a good time" |
| » Party_Girl said "were not weird were just cooler than you!!!" |
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