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 | » digidev said "alife unexamined is a life not worth living" |
 | » Party_Girl said "there are 2 ABSOLUTES in life: friends and vodka, and the best memeories usually involve both!!!" |
| » digidev said "do or do not. There is no 'try'" |
| » Party_Girl said "if you think im a bitch, wait till you meet my 3 older sisters!!!!" |
| » digidev said "ry not to be a man of success but rather of value" |
| » Party_Girl said "i molested myself last night, i said no but i knew i wanted it!!!!" |
| » digidev said "get the best out of your body that you can get" |
| » Party_Girl said "dont bother telling me who is now dating my ex,cause then i feel bad for the bitch who gets my sloppy seconds" |
| » digidev said "humor is but another weapon against the universe" |
| » Party_Girl said "i just moved you to the top of my TO-DO list!!!" |
| » digidev said "i check myself every day just to make sure this is the same person" |
| » Party_Girl said "old enough to know better, too young to care" |
| » digidev said "i think we should test them again" |
| » Party_Girl said "atleast my boobs are big!!!" |
 | » Doone said "I thought i saw a pouce icat...idid, idid..." |
| » digidev said "the idea of calm exists in a sitting cat" |
| » Party_Girl said "the speed limit for sex is 68 because at 69 you got to turn around!!!" |
| » digidev said "speak softly and carry a big stick.. you will go far" |
| » Party_Girl said "life is too short to be anything but happy!!!" |
| » digidev said "the simple act of paying attention can take you a long way" |
| » Party_Girl said "come to the dark side...we have cookies!!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "I'm just a crazy." |
| » Party_Girl said "im just a crazy kind of girl!!!" |
| » digidev said "lead us not into temptation.. just tell us where it is, well find it" |
| » Party_Girl said "its funnier, now that i get it!!!" |
| » digidev said "if you judge people, you have no time to love them" |
| » Party_Girl said "you hit me, i hit you!!!" |
 | » Mico said "(Doone, LOL!) Sometimes insanity is the only sane way cope with a crazy situation." |
| » Party_Girl said "ive learned that goodbyes will always hurt,pictures will never replace having been there,memories good or bad will bring tears and words can never replace thoses feelings!!!" |
| » Doone said "c'est dur dur d'etre un baibai" |
| » Party_Girl said "take a chance because you never know how good something might turn out!!!" |
| » digidev said "make food, not war!!" |
| » Doone said "ha la pluie source de vie" |
| » Party_Girl said "be crazy,be stupid,be wild because life is too short to be cool" |
| » Doone said "ha le soleil bonne source de vitamine C" |
| » Party_Girl said "secoupe secours on secoupe de vous bonjour!!!!!" |
| » Doone said "Selon Harper, il n'y a pas de service au numero que vous allez composer..." |
| » Party_Girl said "you meant its funnier to watch people being stoned but to be stoned is better!!!" |
| » digidev said "its funnier to be stoned than to watch people who are stoned" |
| » Party_Girl said "a good friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend laughs and trips you again!!!" |
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