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 | » digidev said "im way gayer than you, id fuck lesbians all day long" |
 | » Party_Girl said "were all gay" |
 | » AlienZeD said "When you say someone has skeleton's in their closet, does that mean the skeleton is gay?" |
| » Party_Girl said "my boyfriends out of town!!!" |
| » digidev said "nice, im down!" |
| » Party_Girl said "it could be a bus stop, a side walk, a metro, a plan, whatever you call it...if theres music and i dance i call it a dancefloor!!!" |
 | » Flakie_P said "Non a la pédophilie, oui a la pandopholie!!!" |
| » digidev said "you call that a dancefloor?????? (@ saphir)" |
| » Party_Girl said "if your looking for me, ill be on the dancefloor!!!" |
| » digidev said "wo you're so blonde, wanna fuck?" |
| » Party_Girl said "please feel free to dance" |
| » digidev said "do what you can, with what you have, where you are" |
| » Party_Girl said "thats sounds pretty perfect to me!!!" |
| » digidev said "save water, drink JD" |
| » Party_Girl said "yes i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear,thank you very much!!!" |
| » digidev said "eEvery woman is wrong until she cries" |
| » Party_Girl said "i speak BLONDE language" |
| » AlienZeD said "You are reading text." |
 | » beercrack said "beer. and crack. beer. crack. the beer. the crack. beercrack. crack. beer. andthen beer and then crack. and beercrack." |
| » Party_Girl said "everything happens for a reason, the hard part is figuring out what the reason is!!!" |
| » digidev said "FED EX : will handle your package(in a non gay way)" |
| » Party_Girl said "Give it your best shot, have a good time and if it doesn't work at least you tried" |
| » digidev said "i'll sleep when I'm dead" |
| » Party_Girl said "my thoses boobs look really heavy, may i hold them for you!!!!" |
| » digidev said "i refuse to join any club that would have me for a member" |
 | » moohk said "lsd changed my life" |
| » digidev said "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: Shereen Is HOT!" |
| » Party_Girl said "98% of teens are bringing sexy back but im in the 2% of sexy that never left" |
| » digidev said "perfection is a waste of time" |
| » Party_Girl said "i try to take it one day at a time but sometimes several days attack me at once!!!!" |
| » digidev said "freedom is just another word for 'nothing to lose'" |
| » Party_Girl said "roses are red, pussy is pink, show me your yours and ill buy you a drink!!!" |
| » digidev said "dont hold on to anything too tightly, sooner or later, you'll have to let go" |
| » Party_Girl said "the more boys i meet the more i love my dog!!!!" |
| » digidev said "always do more than is required of you" |
| » Party_Girl said "love me or hate me im still gonna shine!!!!!" |
| » digidev said "united we stand, divided we fall" |
| » Party_Girl said "hate all you want, but you cant break the girl that thinks nothing of you!!!!" |
| » digidev said "forgive your enemies, but never forget their names" |
| » Party_Girl said "just be yourself and if people do like you, well fuck them!!!!" |
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