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 | » funkytopcrazy said "''bien partir pour se perdre solide et enfin mieux se retrouver''" |
 | » Party_Girl said "thabitude cest toutes ou rien ben moi cest toute de rien" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''absente d'un passé simple et présentement absente pour mieux m'absenter dans un futur imparfait''" |
| » Party_Girl said "never say never!!!" |
| » funkytopcrazy said "''tant qu'à perdre mon temps...aussi bien de me perdre en même temps''" |
| » Party_Girl said "when it comes down to it, i let them think want they want,if they care enough to bother with what i do, then im already better then them anyways!!!" |
 | » moebius said "Il y en a qui sont faits pour commander et d'autres pour obéir. Moi je suis fait pour les deux : ce midi, j'ai obéi à mes instincts en commandant un deuxième pastis." |
| » Party_Girl said "feel safe at night, sleep with a nurse!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "je suis pas juste blonde je suis blonde bruler!!!" |
 | » Doone said "La La Land" |
| » Party_Girl said "jsuis la mais pas la" |
 | » Mico said "All generalizations are false, including this one.”" |
| » Party_Girl said "le plus grand crime contre lhumanité: avoir fait de la rentabilité lessence de la dignité de lhomme" |
| » Luna-1 said "ghetto stars, certified with ghetto scars" |
| » Party_Girl said "bros over hoes" |
 | » LiquidShadow said "booyaaah !" |
 | » FRANKB said "hopefully her pussy is tight" |
 | » the_pink_popo said "Can i have another serving of love plzz" |
 | » caro said "swim now. swim far." |
| » Doone said "plus le monde en mange plus est fraiche, plus est fraiche plus le monde en mange" |
| » Party_Girl said "finger lickin good" |
| » Doone said "cut" |
 | » perception said "Perception is key" |
| » Doone said "five, four, three, two, one ....ignition" |
 | » Anarkoid said "Revenge is like wine...It taste even better when you wait for it." |
 | » PonChalice said "my friend my shovel" |
| » Party_Girl said "friendship is just a word, but my buddies give it meaning!!!" |
| » Doone said "il faut prendre le parti du PARTY..." |
| » Party_Girl said "fuzzy toutes seule" |
 | » Captain.Obvious said "I'm a captain" |
| » Doone said "stie que la vie nous gate....:)" |
| » PonChalice said ""tit tit tit the bleeder"" |
| » Party_Girl said "le metro den face arrive toujours en premier!!!" |
 | » DCRn said "Facts do no create truths: facts create norms. -Werner Herzog" |
| » Party_Girl said "when a boy tells you to suck it, just smile and say, sorry my mother told me never to put small things in my mouth!!!" |
 | » Kalymero said "If you don't know what to do to help someone in the dark, make sure this person, will be at least, the more happy possible." |
| » Party_Girl said "life is one big party and im the girl dancing on the fucking table!!!" |
 | » AlienZeD said "Don't worry about the past, learn from it." |
| » PonChalice said "the light of the future casts the shadows of tomorrow" |
| » Party_Girl said "if you cant be yourself then you dont deserve to be anyone" |
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