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 | » fengshui-engine said "WTF !!!" |
 | » Party_Girl said "Men get laid, but women get screwed" |
| » fengshui-engine said "on se souvient d'une atmosphere parce que des jeunes filles y ont souri." |
 | » AlienZeD said "If I had a dinosaur for a pet, I'd call it Pony." |
| » fengshui-engine said "La politique c'est comme le flirt : si on veut aller plus loin, faut aller plus près.........." |
| » Party_Girl said "Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think" |
 | » Rocks said "Aimer, c'est espérer tout gagner en risquant de tout perdre, et c'est aussi risquer d'être moins aimé que l'on n'aime." |
| » Party_Girl said "Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end." |
| » fengshui-engine said "hahaha...this is FUN ! i like your style." |
| » Party_Girl said "The hair is the richest ornament of women" |
| » fengshui-engine said "un double cheese burger pour moi...ah les bons produits du terroir..." |
| » Party_Girl said "was your dad a farmer, cause you sure have grown some nice melons, LOL" |
| » fengshui-engine said "La beauté n'est jamais que dans l'œil de celui qui regarde." |
| » Party_Girl said "COME ON" |
| » fengshui-engine said "never say never" |
| » Party_Girl said "never get jealous when you see you ex with someone else, because our parents taught us to give out our used toys to the less fortunate" |
 | » CMYK said "Bacon - blé d'inde - patate!" |
| » fengshui-engine said "l'erreur est humaine..dit-on...moi je dis que tu seras ma plus belle erreur !" |
| » Party_Girl said "I think u will like this one: You must learn from the mistakes of others, you can't possible live long enough to make Them all yourself!" |
| » fengshui-engine said ""ce qui ne me tue pas me rend juste un petit peu plus..... bizzare" :)" |
| » Party_Girl said "Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together" |
| » fengshui-engine said "C' est la poule qui crie qui a pondu l' oeuf. :)" |
| » Party_Girl said "cuz i can" |
| » fengshui-engine said "wild hearts can't be broken" |
| » Party_Girl said "you put the salt on the wound" |
| » CMYK said "P-P-P-Party face, p-p-Party face" |
| » fengshui-engine said ""La drogue ? C'est un problème, il n'y en a plus."" |
| » Party_Girl said "dit toi quil a toujours pire dans la vie" |
 | » Gangbang_Girl said "Everything happens for a reason. Every action has a reaction. Always remember that whats meant to be will always find a way to come about" |
| » Party_Girl said ""Happiness is inward and not outward; and so it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are" |
| » fengshui-engine said "seul le poisson mort se laisse porter par le courant." |
| » Party_Girl said "some people are the one's thier mother should've swollowed" |
 | » M1N1M4L_FR34KKK said "BPM? MEXICAN!!!!!" |
| » Party_Girl said "Im not a doctor but ill take a look" |
| » AlienZeD said "Life's a car, don't crash it." |
| » fengshui-engine said "la plus belle ruse du diable est de nous faire croire qu' il n' existe pas" |
| » Party_Girl said "Le bonheur est un mythe inventé par le diable pour nous désespérer" |
 | » AliceInAcidLand said "To see a World in a Grain of Sand and a heaven in a Wild Flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand and Eternity in an hour. - William Blake" |
| » Party_Girl said "i just wanna liveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" |
| » Gangbang_Girl said "Life's a party, Crash it!" |
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