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 | On Tue Aug 30, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Bursting and bubbling with hope." |
| On Tue Aug 30, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I love the market but can't stand the marketing." |
| On Fri Aug 26, 2005 » AlienZeD said "When in doubt. smile." |
| On Thu Aug 25, 2005 » AlienZeD said "For god's sake, the flames are DRAWN on my t-shirt." |
| On Wed Aug 24, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I was crazy once, they put me in a padded room with padded walls..." |
| On Tue Aug 23, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Especially In Prison." |
| On Mon Aug 22, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Especially in prison." |
| On Mon Aug 22, 2005 » AlienZeD said "You can't stop me! I'm the invincible!" |
| On Sun Aug 21, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I want a gold Reeses Pieces Box." |
| On Sun Aug 21, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Peek-a-boo I see you." |
| On Sat Aug 20, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I have nothing to hide, don't open that!" |
| On Sat Aug 20, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I am the almighty Professor, all powerful and uh... forgetful." |
| On Sat Aug 20, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Two priest are walking down the street....." |
| On Fri Aug 19, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Your ass is mine. You can keep the rest" |
| On Fri Aug 19, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Catholicism" |
| On Thu Aug 18, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you call now you'll get blank absolutely free!" |
| On Thu Aug 18, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Trespassers will be guilt ridden" |
| On Wed Aug 17, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Sleep is a dream" |
| On Wed Aug 17, 2005 » AlienZeD said "While you're at it, light this." |
| On Tue Aug 16, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Stop Drop'n'Roll!" |
| On Tue Aug 16, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I can't, I smoke too much weed. Oops..." |
| On Tue Aug 16, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Times ARE changing, remember devil sticks?" |
| On Mon Aug 15, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Fuck the fucking fuckers" |
| On Sat Aug 13, 2005 » AlienZeD said "The harder I try the harder it is to try as hard" |
| On Sat Aug 13, 2005 » AlienZeD said "You''ll be staying at the Holiday Leper Inn with all inclusive dining and spare limb training room." |
| On Sat Aug 13, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Shoot In Star" |
| On Fri Aug 12, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Being popular and keeping busy go hand in hand." |
| On Thu Aug 11, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I have crystal balls and a diamond penis. Yes, I last forever!" |
| On Thu Aug 11, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Sabotage!" |
| On Wed Aug 10, 2005 » AlienZeD said "What a dick." |
| On Wed Aug 10, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Bet on the pony that ate the most beans." |
| On Tue Aug 9, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Wires cut you off from freedom" |
| On Mon Aug 8, 2005 » AlienZeD said "I don't smoke dope, I AM dope... but I smoke it too" |
| On Mon Aug 8, 2005 » AlienZeD said "You know how to write?!" |
| On Sat Aug 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Oh my god that's the funky shit!" |
| On Sat Aug 6, 2005 » AlienZeD said "fuck Rick James... bitch" |
| On Thu Aug 4, 2005 » AlienZeD said "If you learn to love then you might love life" |
| On Wed Aug 3, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Never fear! The new year is here!" |
| On Wed Aug 3, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Stop procrastinating. Start concrastinating!" |
| On Tue Aug 2, 2005 » AlienZeD said "Exploit This!" |
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