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On Tue Sep 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Expectations create dependance." |
On Tue Sep 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Nothing beats it!" |
On Mon Sep 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "2" |
On Mon Sep 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Love is my second favorite thing, my first favorite thing is you!" |
On Fri Sep 8, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Retardded" |
On Thu Sep 7, 2006 » AlienZeD said "There's no such thing as rape. Girls prefer it that way and guys... are guys." |
On Thu Sep 7, 2006 » AlienZeD said "God gave us hope to live, forever. Life gives us a reason to live at all." |
On Wed Sep 6, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Momma says know you out." |
On Wed Sep 6, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Didn't your mother tell you not to see with your mouth full! wait..." |
On Tue Sep 5, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I see the world in your eyes" |
On Tue Sep 5, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Love and hate to procreate" |
On Sat Sep 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Second place is the first loser." |
On Sat Sep 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The girl of my dreams seems boring compared to who I met last night." |
On Fri Sep 1, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Chugging water solves everything :P" |
On Fri Sep 1, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I fell in love tonight." |
On Thu Aug 31, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I will not stop the plane, because you're Hitler!" |
On Thu Aug 31, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Pain" |
On Wed Aug 30, 2006 » AlienZeD said "What is Love Actually?" |
On Mon Aug 28, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Girls are like buses... loud and they never come on time. (kiding of course)" |
On Sat Aug 26, 2006 » AlienZeD said "It's ok. Everyone's parents die." |
On Sat Aug 26, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Death doesn't pay." |
On Fri Aug 25, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Bon cop, Bad cop (awesome movie)" |
On Thu Aug 24, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Time and space are so overrated" |
On Tue Aug 22, 2006 » AlienZeD said "We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King Jr." |
On Sun Aug 20, 2006 » AlienZeD said "69!" |
On Fri Aug 18, 2006 » AlienZeD said "You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals." |
On Thu Aug 17, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Some people blame all their problems on drugs. Drugs never asked to be smoked!" |
On Thu Aug 17, 2006 » AlienZeD said "The key to everlasting happiness ^_^" |
On Mon Aug 14, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Always Late But Worth The Wait" |
On Sun Aug 13, 2006 » AlienZeD said "So like we're going to space?!" |
On Sat Aug 12, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Crash and Burn" |
On Fri Aug 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I'm done." |
On Fri Aug 11, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I'll never forget you." |
On Wed Aug 9, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Somebody stop me!" |
On Tue Aug 8, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Beware! Global Dimming is the latest apocalypse." |
On Mon Aug 7, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Look Momy! A whore!" |
On Sun Aug 6, 2006 » AlienZeD said "There's something about the way she looked at me... some kind of primal hunger." |
On Fri Aug 4, 2006 » AlienZeD said "I am not being negative." |
On Wed Aug 2, 2006 » AlienZeD said "Happy Tomorrow!" |
On Tue Aug 1, 2006 » AlienZeD said "As human beings, we are forced into the race to accomplish what we've been told should be our goals." |
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