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 | On Mon Sep 5, 2011 » AlienZeD said "jadis" |
| On Sun Aug 21, 2011 » AlienZeD said "What do you call two rappers from india? Tupaki" |
| On Sun Aug 7, 2011 » AlienZeD said "If I had a dinosaur for a pet, I'd call it Pony." |
| On Wed Jun 1, 2011 » AlienZeD said "Life's a car, don't crash it." |
| On Fri Mar 11, 2011 » AlienZeD said "Behind every good looking woman, is a man staring at her ass." |
| On Tue Feb 8, 2011 » AlienZeD said "Hey baby, can I.... go through your garbage?" |
| On Sun Feb 6, 2011 » AlienZeD said "If language was precise, there wouldn't be the question: "What do you mean by that?"" |
| On Sun Jan 16, 2011 » AlienZeD said "Sometimes you book the DJ just to make sure he's not playing anywhere else." |
| On Fri Nov 26, 2010 » AlienZeD said "If you love something, don't abuse it." |
| On Wed Oct 27, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Live your life, don't watch it fly by." |
| On Mon Sep 6, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Let's all have some phun!" |
| On Tue Jul 27, 2010 » AlienZeD said ""Honey, there's a spider in the house!" -"What? Where? I'm going to get my gun!"" |
| On Wed Jun 9, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Never take no for an answer." |
| On Sun May 30, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Don't let gravity get you down" |
| On Thu May 6, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Women are likes cares, you spend too much time inside and you'll get e-motion sickness" |
| On Wed May 5, 2010 » AlienZeD said "suicide shouldn't be illegal, it should be mandatory" |
| On Fri Apr 9, 2010 » AlienZeD said "I didn't lie to you, I just changed the truth in the meantime." |
| On Thu Mar 18, 2010 » AlienZeD said "why not fuck?" |
| On Mon Mar 15, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Fish and chimps." |
| On Mon Mar 1, 2010 » AlienZeD said "never give up" |
| On Tue Feb 16, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Nuclear weapons: making sure there's no one left for vengeance." |
| On Sat Jan 30, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Ask yourself: "Will this make me proud." and you'll have your answer" |
| On Fri Jan 29, 2010 » AlienZeD said "I can bite off more than I chew." |
| On Mon Jan 25, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Everybody needs TITTS!" |
| On Sat Jan 2, 2010 » AlienZeD said "Make peace with the past so it doesn't screw up the present." |
| On Fri Dec 18, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Having children is god's way of giving us all a second chance." |
| On Wed Oct 28, 2009 » AlienZeD said "You can't die if you haven't lived." |
| On Sun Oct 18, 2009 » AlienZeD said "There's nothing wrong with looking: that's what eyes are for." |
| On Sun Sep 27, 2009 » AlienZeD said "We need more cheap venues." |
| On Sat Sep 19, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Treat everyone like they are dying, because they are." |
| On Tue Sep 1, 2009 » AlienZeD said "I aim to please, and have superb accuracy." |
| On Wed Aug 26, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Damned if you do, damned if you don't." |
| On Sat Aug 22, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Long live life!" |
| On Thu Aug 20, 2009 » AlienZeD said "The only way I would ever want to be 'going towards the light at the end of the tunnel' is if my girl gets a flashlight stuck in her vagina." |
| On Mon Aug 3, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Its better to be slow than to be wrong." |
| On Thu Jul 23, 2009 » AlienZeD said "one more chance - michael jackson" |
| On Wed Jul 22, 2009 » AlienZeD said "Shakota - Beat Hackers @ The Beach 2008" |
| On Wed Jul 15, 2009 » AlienZeD said "ECLIPSE!" |
| On Tue Jul 14, 2009 » AlienZeD said "The universe exists because life perceives it to exist." |
| On Thu May 28, 2009 » AlienZeD said "If you can't get honor, get off her." |
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