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 | On Sat Oct 4, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "believing in fairytales is pointless as i have learned that perfection does not exist and good things do not last forever." |
| On Fri Oct 3, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "you surround me like a circle" |
| On Thu Oct 2, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "i was never satisfied with casual encounters...burning love is the way its got to be" |
| On Tue Sep 30, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "a scrub is a guy that can get no love from me" |
| On Mon Sep 29, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "to lose all of my senses, that is just so typically me." |
| On Sun Sep 28, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "i have to see have to know that i can be myself" |
| On Sat Sep 27, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "funny how time goes by" |
| On Sat Sep 27, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "theres no sense in telling me, the widom of a fool won't set you free. but thats the way that it goes and its what nobody know, and everyday my confusion grows." |
| On Fri Sep 26, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "thats the way it is" |
| On Thu Sep 25, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "Love is not finding a perfect person, its seeing an imperfect person perfectly" |
| On Wed Sep 24, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "im sick and tired of being sick" |
| On Wed Sep 24, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "your so yesterday" |
| On Mon Sep 22, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "so if you really need to satisfy your burning desire you better call me up and i will set you on fire" |
| On Mon Sep 22, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "plur plur plur" |
| On Thu Sep 18, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "i work at a daycare, good place for me eh?" |
| On Wed Sep 17, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "u have a heart of gold" |
| On Wed Sep 17, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "i dont care what you do to them, just be good to me" |
| On Tue Sep 16, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "you say i only hear what i want to" |
| On Tue Sep 16, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "she said she wouldnt cry, but that was really just a lie" |
| On Mon Sep 15, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "people always talk about reputation" |
| On Mon Sep 15, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "i really should take my own advice" |
| On Sun Sep 14, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "Most great truths began as blasphomies." |
| On Sat Sep 13, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "so lonely inside, so busy out there and all you wanted was somebody who cares" |
| On Fri Sep 12, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "bubbles, i want bubbles" |
| On Fri Sep 12, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "just when you think life cant get any worse and all hope is lost, you're wrong. It can get worse and just did." |
| On Thu Sep 11, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "push me and then just hurt me so I can get my satisafaction" |
| On Wed Sep 10, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "in your eyes i see that perfect world, i hope that doesnt sound to weird." |
| On Tue Sep 9, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "We have replaced the throne of God with the seat of science...where shall our souls now find solace? (so stolen)" |
| On Mon Sep 8, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "let me sleep" |
| On Sat Sep 6, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "act your age not your shoe size" |
| On Thu Sep 4, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "Liberty means responsibility, that is why most men fear it" |
| On Wed Sep 3, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "What can I say what can I do, is there anyway to get close to you?" |
| On Tue Sep 2, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "anorexia is phat" |
| On Tue Sep 2, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "i need a girl that brings the beauty AND the booty" |
| On Tue Sep 2, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "im not, not to sure, how it feels to handle everyday like the one that just past" |
| On Sun Aug 31, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "fondle the moustache of trance and marvel at it's hairyness" |
| On Sat Aug 30, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "i'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal" |
| On Sat Aug 30, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "For long you live and high you fly, And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry, And all that you touch and all that you see, Is all your life will ever be." |
| On Fri Aug 29, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body." |
| On Fri Aug 29, 2003 » Agent_Yogurt said "loves a two way dream" |
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