A.S.H's Profile - Oneliners |
 | On Fri May 25, 2007 » A.S.H said "Why ask Why, You know your going to get a smart ass answer" |
| On Thu May 24, 2007 » A.S.H said "If You Think She's Spunky Cover Your Monkey." |
| On Thu May 24, 2007 » A.S.H said "If You Go Into Heat, Package Your Meat." |
| On Wed May 23, 2007 » A.S.H said "Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any." |
| On Wed May 23, 2007 » A.S.H said "Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!!!" |
| On Wed May 23, 2007 » A.S.H said "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less." |
| On Tue May 22, 2007 » A.S.H said "i let you screw me anytime you want!" |
| On Sun May 20, 2007 » A.S.H said "How can you know what to practice when you hvent been taught the lessonds yet!" |
| On Sun May 20, 2007 » A.S.H said "if after you is after me i would alwayd be behind you while staying ahead!" |
| On Thu May 17, 2007 » A.S.H said "The last thing that goes through a bugs mind as he smashes across the winsheild is his ass" |
| On Wed May 16, 2007 » A.S.H said "Thats my personal goal, to make you cum while having fun!" |
| On Wed May 16, 2007 » A.S.H said "WOW les femme.... Elle font chier et bander... juste comme la drogue." |
| On Wed May 16, 2007 » A.S.H said "Hey you know that you suck..... So open your mouth and do what you do best." |
| On Tue May 15, 2007 » A.S.H said "Moi je suis sa coche... J'ai toute ce qune famma a besoin dans une journée." |
| On Tue May 15, 2007 » A.S.H said "c come quand tu essaye de temaginer une famme toute nue mais tu poingne un orgazme a place... tu tent plein pas." |
| On Sun May 13, 2007 » A.S.H said "Une chatte bien provoquer s'advere a se retrouver toujour mouiller." |
| On Thu May 10, 2007 » A.S.H said "cinq piaces" |
| On Wed May 9, 2007 » A.S.H said "Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand" |
| On Wed May 9, 2007 » A.S.H said "women are like asprin take 2 and go to bed" |
| On Wed May 9, 2007 » A.S.H said "ah the perfect way to end a night!" |
| On Wed May 9, 2007 » A.S.H said "I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider." |
| On Wed May 9, 2007 » A.S.H said "Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."" |
| On Wed May 9, 2007 » A.S.H said "roses are red violets are black why is your cheast as flat as your back" |
| On Wed May 9, 2007 » A.S.H said "Rose are red violets are bleu sugar is sweet and so are you. Now the rose have passed and the violet are dead the sugar pots empty and so is your HEAD !!!" |
| On Mon May 7, 2007 » A.S.H said "A Dick is Tool given to Men by God to Fuck Women over With." |
| On Thu Apr 26, 2007 » A.S.H said "knock youself out and stick it in your mouth" |
| On Wed Apr 25, 2007 » A.S.H said "bonne fete tes encore en vie? une anne de moin qui reste dans ta vie!!!" |
| On Wed Apr 25, 2007 » A.S.H said "Money is the root of all Evil... So if im Evil will that make me Rich?" |
| On Tue Apr 24, 2007 » A.S.H said "being an actor is the art of being others in disguise" |
| On Sun Apr 15, 2007 » A.S.H said "wake up and take of the blinds, see life for the first time until you go blind again curl up and die." |
| On Tue Apr 3, 2007 » A.S.H said "Girls are Bitches and Guys are Dicks, Im a fucking Prick but you make me SICK!!!!" |
| On Tue Mar 27, 2007 » A.S.H said "si c pas salle de tan en tan c que sa use pas" |
| On Tue Mar 27, 2007 » A.S.H said "c possible fair plaisir a tous le monde car a ceux que tu plai pas dans ta vie tu va plaire dans ta mort." |
| On Mon Mar 26, 2007 » A.S.H said "si avoir mal c la preuve que tu est en vie, fuck it tuer moi quelqun." |
| On Sun Mar 11, 2007 » A.S.H said "Ma biere c comme ma queue... Je me sent toujour plus secure quand jai ma main desu !!!" |
| On Thu Feb 22, 2007 » A.S.H said "put the beaver in the tree and save both" |
| On Thu Feb 22, 2007 » A.S.H said "life is like my dick, hard times come and go!!!" |
| On Wed Feb 21, 2007 » A.S.H said "if you want it get it ... if you cant get it, its that you dont want it enough" |
| On Mon Feb 19, 2007 » A.S.H said "la vie est remplie de kneu mais avec du temp et la patience tu fine par passer a travail si le kneu est pas defesable coup les dehors de ta line de vie" |
| On Thu Feb 15, 2007 » A.S.H said "life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you get......... read the fucking label you dumbass!!!" |
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