WHAT ABOUT THOSE DUDES WHO WROTE THE CONSTITUTION ON HEMP PAPER?

A while back some dudes called "The Framers" got out a nice blank sheet of
HEMP PAPER and wrote this thing called the "U.S. Constitution." In this
"Constitution" thing, there is this one part called the "4th amendment"
that says that the government can't take property from citizens without a
good reason. This means that if the government makes a law outlawing
refined sugar ( for example ), the government has to pay all the sugar
owners the value of their sugar since the law effectively confiscates
private property.

Reading on through this "Constitution" thing, other rules in this document
written on HEMP PAPER say that the House, Congress and the president
collectively make laws and that the courts interpret the laws. One thing I
did not find in this document written on HEMP PAPER is where it says that
the "DEA" can "clarify laws" or "change the meaning of a law" or "steal
$800,000 worth of merchandise from a local businessman who is creating jobs
in our county." Perhaps the DEA already confiscated that part of the
Constitution. After all, it is written on HEMP PAPER!

Oh well.

Christopher Perisho

Walker Street

Athens