STRESS SENDS UNION UK WOMEN POTTY

LONDON - Female members of Britain's biggest trade union have added their
voices to calls for the legalisation of cannabis, but they have an unusual
argument -- the drug offers women a calorie-free way to relax.

Women members of Unison's eastern region say the decriminalisation of
cannabis is a "women's issue" because it presents a healthier and less
fattening way to chill out.

"Cannabis can be used for women to relax and de-stress without calories, in
contrast to alcohol or chocolate," the women will argue in a motion to the
union's 9,000-strong women's conference in Cardiff next month.

Women lead "amazingly stressful lives... with many different roles, jobs
and multi-tasking. It is important that women can relax and escape the
stresses of life."

The group even have a proposal for those who do not smoke: "Non-smokers can
use cannabis by incorporating it into recipes and cooking with it." Though
presumably not in a chocolate cake.

A spokesman for Unison dismissed the motion on Tuesday, saying it was
unlikely to be passed.

"Of course it is up to the members," she said. "But it is not exactly one
of the more serious items on the agenda. It is tongue-in-cheek, so to speak."