News (Media Awareness Project) - CN ON: PUB LTE: Pot Will Eventually Be Legalized |
Title: | CN ON: PUB LTE: Pot Will Eventually Be Legalized |
Published On: | 2002-05-04 |
Source: | Toronto Sun (CN ON) |
Fetched On: | 2008-01-23 10:51:48 |
POT WILL EVENTUALLY BE LEGALIZED
WITH ALL this debate lately on the decriminalization of marijuana, a lot of
people agree with me on my theory: pot will eventually be legalized. Small
amounts in your possession will be allowed, and the government will tax the
hemp right out of it.
People will still grow their own, but if you can get your morning Sun, your
coffee and your weed at the same convenience store, well then that makes it
very appealing.
Sporting events will be sponsored by your neighbourhood pot growers of
Ontario and we'll hear the following at local arenas: "This game update
brought to you by Cheech's Smoke Emporium. From 2 to 3 p.m. you can smoke
free."
Laugh if you want, but weirder things have happened in this country.
Paul Senyk
(We're not laughing)
WITH ALL this debate lately on the decriminalization of marijuana, a lot of
people agree with me on my theory: pot will eventually be legalized. Small
amounts in your possession will be allowed, and the government will tax the
hemp right out of it.
People will still grow their own, but if you can get your morning Sun, your
coffee and your weed at the same convenience store, well then that makes it
very appealing.
Sporting events will be sponsored by your neighbourhood pot growers of
Ontario and we'll hear the following at local arenas: "This game update
brought to you by Cheech's Smoke Emporium. From 2 to 3 p.m. you can smoke
free."
Laugh if you want, but weirder things have happened in this country.
Paul Senyk
(We're not laughing)
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