HAZARDOUS TOXIC SUBSTANCES

Rumour has it that the air-handling system serving the Senate Chambers in
Ottawa may be distributing hazardous toxic substances related to the grass
fungi family. It is reported this dangerous toxic substance may have a
negative effect on elderly persons' thinking and reasoning capabilities.
Rumour also has it that cigarette manufacturers would welcome our cannabis
cigarette sales resulting from increased taxes and negative publicity.
There sure is a strong smell in the air!

H.M.J. Nijssen

(They call the Senate the chamber of sober second-thought, but
sometimes we have to wonder.)