MARA-JEE-WANA

I can just hear it now in homes throughout the country: "Son, go down to
the corner store and get a bag of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of
"mara-jee-wana." And don't forget the chips, cause when I'm done toking all
that dope, I'm gonna get the munchies." Is the government seriously
considering legalizing marijuana? Has it really thought this through?

Steve Pasquino

(Perhaps the Senate conducted a little too much, er, research, during their
investigation.)