INHALING QUESTION

Crystal Lake -- Would everyone please shut up about marijuana and who did
and did not inhale? On two occasions in my youth, I found myself in a
social situation tentatively gripping a funny little cigarette. Nervous
about its effects, I deceptively took a couple little shallow puffs, and,
ta-dum!, I did not inhale. Many others have confessed to the same ruse. We
believed Bill, and we believe Rod.

Now, would reporters please not ask this question again, not ever? In the
whole scheme of things, it has absolutely no significance.