A MODEST PROPOSAL

Editor:

Mr. Ackert's proposal for handling drug cases might actually work. However,
I believe the death penalty would work even better. The cost of killing off
the drug users would be lower than incarceration. There would be more
children available for adoption and the population explosion would abate.

Traffic would become lighter and with no drug users on the highways driving
would be safer. And then, after we the righteous have rid the world of drug
users we could kill off the drinkers. And the smokers. Then the meat eaters.

Alfred Anonimau

Kailua-Kona