KEEP IT CRIMINALIZED

DECRIMINALIZE POT? Have the federal Liberals gone mad? Let's see, how can
we absolutely ruin relations with the U.S.? Hey, let's decriminalize pot,
but we have to do something so our young people don't use it. Umm ... how
about we keep it criminalized? This country is heading for serious
troubles: family units are being pulled apart, the divorce rate is going
through the roof, more and more single-parent families are the norm, but
our politicians' biggest worry is decriminalizing pot.

Robb Cable

(So we hear.)