"WAY COOL, MAN!"

"Whoa, dude. This is the most narley thing I've ever heard off. Like, it's
totally outta here man. Talk about funkadelly. It's even better than that
bad trip I had on Rolaids -- but only better."

"Yeah, man. Like, so cool. Who would've thunk that we could get away with
smoking dope, man. I mean, like, cool man... way cool."

"You're absolutely right, dude -- hey, quit hogging the stuff. Remember, it
is Toke. Toke. Pass."

"Now that smoking weed is not a criminal offense, do you think the dudes on
the Hill will look at making other things more legal, man?"

"What are you saying dude?"

"Think about it Cheesehead. Like, what if they made it legal to speed?"

"Yeah, dude. Way cool. Then if we had a car, we could get our drugs even
faster. Awesome!"

"Yeah man, what about if it was legal to like, not register your guns."

"Narley idea -- here try this. It's good stuff. Yeah, if we didn't have to
register our firearms, we could buy more guns and use them as a smoking pipe."

"Awesome thinking, man. Huh, and they say this stuff makes you stupid. You
are proving them wrong with that idea, dude."

"Thanks, buddy. Hey, pass the stuff."

"Whoa... what if it was legal to hire prostitutes?"

"Now that would be sweet, dude. Just think how awesome our weekends would
be. We could get ourselves a hunny, smoke a reafer, get busy for a few
hours, and never have to worry about being busted."

"Yeah, man. And just think, if prostitution was legal, the dudes in suits
could put that tax thingy on it and make megga money at it."

"Yeah, man, and then if they did that, maybe we could get more money in the
country's piggy bank."

"That would be awesome, man. I bet more money would mean more cool stuff
for us too, dude."

"What kind of cool stuff?"

"Give your toque a twirl, man. If pimps and hoes were taxable, I bet the
government would raise million or even billions of dollars. If they do
that, they could give us stuff we need?"

"What, like more or cheaper drugs?"

"No man, they could like restore our health system or use it to reduce
taxes. I bet they would even have enough cash to restore our armed forces
to where they should be -- you know, more than one tank."

"You are totally right, dude. And I bet if things like prostitution were
legal, the crime rate would drop and people would stop transmitting those
rashes and stuff cause it would be controlled."

"That's so heavy, dude. Hey, want one last toke?"

"Always, man. Thanks. Oh, yeah... that is some good stuff."

"Thanks, man. So do you think we should get back to our jobs, dude?"

"Probably. After all, that's why they elected us."

"You are so right, dude... you are so right."