HORTICULTURAL TERRORIST

Marc Emery has been indicted as a result of his distributing marijuana
seeds through the Internet to paying customers. Thank goodness the
U.S. government has apprehended and will try to punish this heinous
criminal and horticultural terrorist. We've all lived in fear for long
enough and it's about time we can say our children are safe, our
streets are no longer a breeding ground of death - and evil men like
Marc Emery are safely behind bars. Phew.

Curtis Ledger

(We detect a hint of sarcasm.)