NATIONAL CONCERN?

I was so relieved by the president's State of the Union message to learn
that steroid abuse among athletes has finally been recognized as an issue of
national concern. I mean, you have no idea how many nights I have been
unable to sleep, tossing and turning in my bed as I agonized over this
issue.

I am so glad he did not waste our time with those silly environmental issues
like clean air and other such nonsense. I just love that man and can't wait
to vote in November.

David Tropf, OVIEDO