BUSH COULDN'T TEACH COLLEGE KIDS 'MANNERS'

In yesterday's edition of the Wildcat, Annie Feld states that she's
glad President Bush isn't coming to the UA to speak, because our
student body's partying is an embarrassment to our country.
Additionally, she states that President Bush could teach us some
manners. Are we talking about the same Bush here? Our president
earned, at best, mediocre grades in college, admits that he's a former
alcoholic, was arrested for drunk driving and refuses to address his
past cocaine and marijuana use. His two daughters have gained
notoriety for their underage drinking escapades. Somehow, Ms. Feld
seems to think that President Bush is a stellar example of a studious,
well-behaved college student. What kind of manners is Bush qualified
to teach college students about partying? That we should say, "PLEASE
pass the bong"?

Sarah Hartwell ecology and evolutionary biology senior