SAFE HOUSES FOR BANK ROBBERS

It was a real treat to the taxpayers when it was announced that our
brilliant elected leaders were to set up a "safe house" for the illegal drug
addicts. Our leaders should approach the southern drug cartel for at least
50 per cent of the costs. Cartel sales should rise by at least 50 per cent.

Is there any truth in the rumour that our leaders are going to set up a
similar "safe house" for bank robbers? They would be allowed to count their
haul without those nasty police interfering. Investment counsellors would be
present to offer the best means of financial return. Our leaders think that
if these robbers have a good financial portfolio they will quit robbing
banks. Probably more to come.

John McLaughlin,

Sidney