POTTING ANOTHER TOP RANKING

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Just a biddit . . . phhhffffooouh.

Yeah, dude. Like, you can't BUY that kind of advertising,
eh?

Like, the United Nations, dude. The United Nations is telling the
whole world.

Like, anybody who didn't know it, like, knows it now, eh? Like, the
whole world. The best pot in the whole world comes from right here in
Canada, eh?

And dude . . .

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You ad I bode doe that thuh bess id Cadada cubs frob ride ear idda
good ole Bee of Cee, eh?

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I mean, like, it's obvious that B.C. Bud is the best there is. I mean,
like, just TASTE it, dude. FEEL it, eh?

I mean, the only real surprise, eh?, is the DIFFERENCE,
eh?

Like, the stuff my mom and dad used to toke was just hay, compared to
what we have now.

Oh? You didn't hear, Dude?

Yeah, like, the United Nations did up a full prospectus, and like,
market studies and like, product comparisons an' everything, eh?

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Ad it turdz out we got the worod'z best ride here,
eh?

We dote grow quide az buch as Mexico, say . . . phhhffffooouh . . . or
like, the States.

But this B.C. Bud, man, is hotter than you know--like, 10 times the
stuff my old man used in school.

The stuff we grow here at home --like, in Canada, dude . . . I don't
want you thinking, like, I've got a grow op in my basement or
something . . . 'cause like, if I did, then everyone would come
knockin' at my door an' stuff--it turns out, our grass is twice as
potent as the American goods--and we sell it for half the price.

Hey! I just thought of something --how come we don't have the world's
best grass hockey players, eh?

We got the best grass and the best hockey, eh? We should have the best
grass hockey, eh?

Ha ha!

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Eddywayz, id turds out thet we're way, way . . . phhhffffooouh . . .
underpricing ourselves, dude.

We gotta start charging more.

An' I know what they say, Dude, that this stuff really rots your
brain, but that's bull, eh?

Like, I don't have any trouble thinking about stuff, like, for
instance, like, deep stuff, you know? Stuff you have to think about.

I think I've been thinking a lot more about stuff since I got this
B.C. Bud from . . . heh, heh. Can't tell ya that, can I?

It's illegal.

An' I think that's a good thing, eh?

You legalize pot, and all the guys with the grow ops'll default on
their Hummer payments. And the guys who sell the Hummers will have too
many, and nobody to sell them to. An' if the government starts growing
grass, they'll screw it up, and wreck our international reputation,
and the price will go down more . . .

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Did I tell you we're awready way overpriced? Or wuzzatt
underpriced?

Yeah. Like, the United Dations didda report, eh, add they sssed we got
bedder pot then eddybody . . . phhhffffooouh . . . and we smoke more
than just about everybody, too.

But that kinda makes sense, doesn't it? You got the best, you use it,
right.

But, Dude, that's not a bad thing, eh? I mean, it's never slowed me
down, eh?

I'm still as smart as I was in high school.

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