MAYBE I'LL PICK UP THE PIPE

Now I've heard everything. Smokers are being treated as the scourge of
all mankind, common criminals, people to be shunned, yet all the while
paying very high taxes on a legal substance, making the government
billions of tax dollars a year -- all this in order to buy crack kits
to make life easier for people who rob, mug and do whatever they have
to in order to get their illegal substance.

I'm thinking of quitting smoking and my job, and taking up mugging and
crack. Maybe I'd get some respect from the government.

Andy Bach

Thompson

(Don't do it, Andy.)